if a dog has ever humped your leg you are ugly and beta

[Total Imbecile]

When I was still a kid my neighbor used to have this dog that I would love to walk every now and then, the thing is tho that for some reason it would always hump my leg like this

At the time I thought it was just funny but yesterday I did some research into it and it turns out that dogs do that to assert dominance, in other words that dog was seeing me as his bitch

THE FUCKING DOG COULD TELL

But since personality matters very little and if it does everybody knows that looks are what basically shapes your personality chances are that he was humping my leg because I was ugly.

If youve ever had a dog hump you leg thats pretty much a sign that you are incel.

 

[lostcel]

this is weaponized autism

 

[Total Imbecile]

this is weaponized autism

Its not:

The first thing to understand with dog mounting behavior is that it is not usually a sexual act. Both male and female dogs mount, even if they have been spayed or neutered. In most situations mounting is a symptom of dominance or insecurity.

 

[Jockcel]

A poudelle dog once humped my leg. Even a poudelle thought I was a pussy.