Serious I’d Rather Be the Hottest Dude in an Amazon Warehouse than Jeff Bezos

[CircumcisedClown]

In any given Amazon warehouse, there’s probably at least one 6’3”, handsome white dude. Maybe only one out of hundreds of employees, but there is probably one.

He’s probably a young dude who graduated highschool with average grades who’s making like $60k a year.

If I could press a button to be either that dude or Jeff Bezos, I’m taking the handsome Amazon box wagie every time. Not even a consideration.

Unless you are literally starving, genetic wealth will top monetary wealth any day. If you live in the West, anybody can carve out a decentish life by stacking boxes or driving trucks or something. What you can’t do as a billionaire is making yourself tall, not bald, and handsome.

I’d rather be the most handsome dude on any given highschool football team than be Jeff Bezos. Money can just never provide the life satisfaction that even being above averagely handsome does.

 

[lowz1r]

no amount of money will buy sexual attraction

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Warehouse jobs suck cock, so I disagree. I'd rather be free from the shackles of wageslavery tbh

 

[sultryloser]

Just think of that gif of Jeff Bezos getting mogged and cucked by Decaprio and then imagine if it was prime decaprio.

 

[Esoteric7]

I'd rather be rich and see escorts instead, not much difference

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Warehouse jobs are genuine slavery. There's no Chads working there, or at least not for long.

 

[hollowcel]

not a single person on earth wants to be jeff bezos. the penultimate proof that money has no value in this world.

 

[Kinkcel1]

Just think of that gif of Jeff Bezos getting mogged and cucked by Decaprio and then imagine if it was prime decaprio.

Fucking! brutal man.

 

[Ci Jey]

Only high iq social darwinists will choose the warehouse Chad

 

[Kinkcel1]

I'd rather be rich and see escorts instead, not much difference

 

[Autistic Uggo]

I would rather receive legitimate sexual interest from women as opposed to attracting them with money. The latter is no different to escortceling.

 

[Emba]

Im sure you can find some matches or lighters or ferro rods and accelerants somewhere. You can still be the hottest dude there....

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Warehouse jobs are genuine slavery. There's no Chads working there, or at least not for long.

You can without ambition. Some chads are simply alright with their lives and simply don’t climb the ladder.

Honestly, you’ll see a lot of these guys in the military. The military will always leave you comfortable enough and make sure you don’t starve. Some Chads take the security and decent enough pay so they can focus on life as Chad. This is in the USA at least.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

You can without ambition. Some chads are simply alright with their lives and simply don’t climb the ladder.

Honestly, you’ll see a lot of these guys in the military. The military will always leave you comfortable enough and make sure you don’t starve. Some Chads take the security and decent enough pay so they can focus on life as Chad. This is in the USA at least.

Lazy Chads will work some bullshit job like car salesmen where their looks shine, or some trade job where they can shoot the shit all day. They're not doing back breaking labor.

 

[Den66kj]

If I had as much money as him I'd buy reddit and delete it. So the soys can suffer