I would like to open a tea club for men

[glassescel]

all men must have the same clothes to came in, it must be silent, they must do a ritual to get the tea.
If someone didn't follow the ritual he will be banned from the tea club.
Your must be washed, your clothes must be completely clean and you can only sit on the completely clean pillow on the ground with max. three persons.
If the master serve you the tea from the kitchen you must be ready, now its time for the holy few minutes.
You look at your neighbors with the utmost respect, just as you do at yourself.
From now on, you are all equal, the moment when no one is allowed to say a word.
For a few minutes...
Then they discuss current problems.
Women are in other departments.
The departments are strictly separated.
Different rituals apply to them, but strict honor rituals apply to the men.
The best tea makers are selected.
Everything is based on tea.
We will introduce you to your wife when you are ready and we find a suitable match.
The Tea Club will become a home, a safe haven for many men.
A place of peace, no competition, of silence, of well-being, of equality.
The first rule is to be genuinely interested in the other person, to discuss their problems, whatever is currently troubling them, even if it's academic or career-related.
Even if many stay away, they will come back because they will not find such a safe and beautiful haven somewhere.
You will be accepted as you are.
There is also a kind of library where you can work and study together.
Create such clubs and we will have a space for us.

 

[glassescel]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdDgDktxiRU

 

[glassescel]

@Fat Link
@TheProphetMuscle
@Uggo Mongo
@proudweeb
@LeFrenchCel
When will we create someting like that?

 

[Uggo Mongo]

@Fat Link
@TheProphetMuscle
@Uggo Mongo
@proudweeb
@LeFrenchCel
When will we create someting like that?

You must take the initiative.

 

[MouthofMadness]

I'll fund and in return i'll be a co-owner

 

[glassescel]

You must take the initiative.

As soon as I get around to it, you'll know.
Starting something like that would be my dream.
I have already visions...

 

[glassescel]

I'll fund and in return i'll be a co-owner

the owner would be everyone...everyone must help and learn of the club.
In disputes, both are punished. All men must behave humbly and bow their heads honorably.

In disputes, each must take a step back.

If one refuses, he is banished.
The place of total devotion and honor.
Anyone who causes trouble in this place will be immediately kicked out.
He is only allowed back in after he has to pass a long ritual.

 

[Emba]

My manjava shop across the street allows illiterate slobs in.

We have real chairs too!

 

[glassescel]

My manjava shop across the street allows illiterate slobs in.

We have real chairs too!

Your shop won't last long...in the long run, my apprenticeship will survive and my disciples will continue this tradition 1,000 years after me because it would be the best form of society.

 

[4sez]

the owner would be everyone...everyone must help and learn of the club.
In disputes, both are punished. All men must behave humbly and bow their heads honorably.

In disputes, each must take a step back.

If one refuses, he is banished.
The place of total devotion and honor.
Anyone who causes trouble in this place will be immediately kicked out.
He is only allowed back in after he has to pass a long ritual.

But how will it be funded?

 

[glassescel]

But how will it be funded?

Members must contribute a percentage of their salary.
It's free for unemployed people; they work for the kitchen and are free to use everything as long as they follow the rules.
If there are too many workers, we'll open a new tea shop and expand.
Only tea shops that adhere to our teachings, which can only be changed under the most difficult and sensible circumstances, will be allowed to remain open.
An anniversary should be chosen for all men to shave their heads in order to come closer to the shared spirituality.

 

[4sez]

What percentage, though? How will I eat? How will I pay rent/mortgage and utilities?

Members must contribute a percentage of their salary.
It's free for unemployed people; they work for the kitchen and are free to use everything as long as they follow the rules.

 

[glassescel]

What percentage, though? How will I eat? How will I pay rent/mortgage and utilities?

If, after a lengthy ritual, you become a full member, we will find someone with whom you can sleep.
It is established by law that anyone who takes a man into their home enjoys special honor.
There will be enough members to take you in their homes.
If you are uneducated, we will find someone to teach you our teachings and about the world.
These will be the honorary members who sacrifice themselves for newcomers to make them full members.
This club will be your whole life.
There you'll learn so you can pursue a career in the outside world.

 

[Emba]

Buy our

Your shop won't last long...in the long run, my apprenticeship will survive and my disciples will continue this tradition 1,000 years after me because it would be the best form of society.

Whatever you say teabaghead

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]