I wonder if Santa fucks his foid elves

[Clavicus Vile]

He’s definitely an old lolicon, it’s unfair that he has thousands of cute elf girls to enjoy. And then of course he climbs down the chimney when everyone’s asleep… . Who knows what the fuck he does.

I remember when I was a kid and still believed in him, I used to look for his fat ass.

 

[FBI]

He’s definitely an old lolicon

This reminds me of a drawing I saw.

 

[FBI]

I used to look for his fat ass

May I ask why you were looking for another man's buttocks?

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

How does someone even come up with that

And i thought ny thoughts were autistic

 

[cymbeline]

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

How does someone even come up with that

And i thought ny thoughts were autistic

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

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[Caichan]

Misses claus

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Now THIS is a Clavicus Vile thread.

 

[ManOfVengeance]

I was 10 years old still thinking santa was real.

 

[SCAT PACK]

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[Grimm]

He’s definitely an old lolicon

 

[Solid State]

A lot of works portray all of his elves as being exclusively male.

In that case, he might grow them in a cloning facility.

 

[VλREN]

Theories from the North Pole

 

[autisticsoy]

Doesn't he have mrs.claus?

 

[Calamari Sun]

He’s definitely an old lolicon

I used to look for his fat ass.