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PM_ME_STRIPPERS

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i wish testicle sweat smell was the smell youd get for BO instead of this shiity low smelling BO that u get under your arm. if the ball sweat was in your underarms, itd be so good to piss off so many stacies from the smell, because it smells disgusting, especially if u havent showered for a few days :))
 
I wish for my genitals to smell of the finest of berries and cream.
 
Sub8Hate said:
I wish for my genitals to smell of the finest of berries and cream.


that, is something we shall never achieve. its over
 
PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
that, is something we shall never achieve. its over

I couldn't even open my dating app today, I feel pretty worthless. 

And the landwhale I set up a date with for tonight is MIA. 

Have you any spare rope, sir?
 
Sub8Hate said:
I couldn't even open my dating app today, I feel pretty worthless. 

And the landwhale I set up a date with for tonight is MIA. 

Have you any spare rope, sir?

rope is cope sir
 
my balls smell glorious
 
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/ryDOy3AosBw[/video]

Manlet problems
 
I wish I never clicked on this thread.
 
i wish that i was dead
just dead
shoot me in my fucking head
 
When your in the elevator, always take the chance to fart.

However, being low inhib myself, I'm afraid of smelling bad though.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
When your in the elevator, always take the chance to fart.

However, being low inhib myself, I'm afraid of smelling bad though.

good idea
 
I wish that I could turn back time
Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust of those you love
 
Akarin said:
I wish that I could turn back time
Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust of those you love

huh
 
PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
Akarin said:
I wish that I could turn back time
Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust of those you love
huh

Haikus are cope.


I can easily smell my scrotum sweat if I don't shower for a week in the summer. Just go commando with some basketball shorts on and sit close to some femoids on the city bus. I prefer hygiene though, my scrotum usually smells like cantaloupe or cedar.
 

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