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Blackpill I wish they would invent dick surgery that was 100% both effective and safe

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Generally speaking PE (stretching, jelqing etc) is legit and does somewhat work for most men BUT it doesn't work for an unlucky few, of which I am one. Nearly 14 years in and next to nothing. I am still stuck with a tiny unuseable useless dick.

In terms of penis lengthening surgeries, still in 2020 nothing exists that is decent. Penoplasty involves cutting the suspensory ligament, adds some length to the flaccid penis but either no or very little length to erect size. Also it makes your erections point downwards and wobbly. The Penuma implant adds shitloads of erect girth but apparently not much erect length or none at all, PLUS there are nightmare horror stories attached to it if you do a bit of research.

It's 2020 and they can do allsorts of things - lengthen limbs, lengthen clavicles, muscle implants, make tits bigger and change faces beyond recognition - but they STILL can't effectively and safely make dicks bigger, it's fucking ridiculous.
 
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I'm thinking they do have penis-growing surgeries which are simpler and safer to do than limb-lengthening. Random guess.

Jelqing is an afterthought for me since I'm primarily wanting a foreskin facsimile.

Just seems like a lot of work though, and I'm thinking fucking tight pussy without a condom would restore a foreskin facsimile, so it feels wrong to do it by fapping.
 
I was thinking the same. It’s beyond over , Very frustrating
 
Generally speaking PE (stretching, jelqing etc) is legit and does somewhat work for most men BUT it doesn't work for an unlucky few, of which I am one. Nearly 14 years in and next to nothing. I am still stuck with a tiny unuseable useless dick.

In terms of penis lengthening surgeries, still in 2020 nothing exists that is decent. Penoplasty involves cutting the suspensory ligament, adds some length to the flaccid penis but either no or very little length to erect size. Also it makes your erections point downwards and wobbly. The Penuma implant adds shitloads of erect girth but apparently not much erect length or none at all, PLUS there are nightmare horror stories attached to it if you do a bit of research.

It's 2020 and they can do allsorts of things - lengthen limbs, lengthen clavicles, muscle implants, make tits bigger and change faces beyond recognition - but they STILL can't effectively and safely make dicks bigger, it's fucking ridiculous.

You've been doing these exercises for 14 years? AND NOTHING?
 
You've been doing these exercises for 14 years? AND NOTHING?

Maybe slight newbie gains when I first started in 2006 but since then nothing. Others have gained like 1.5"+ in about 5 years. I should have at least 7" by now JFL
 
OP what was your starting size length and girth
 
Same, my dick is small so i'm fucked for life
 

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