Cope I wish there was some great task that if I accomplished it, I was guaranteed a loyal gf

[SayanimCel]

Like the title says, I wish there was some great task I could be presented with that, however difficult or damn near impossible, I knew that if I successfully completed it, I would have a loyal, lifelong gf as a reward.

Examples of the kind of tasks I think of are things like - storm a building filled with twenty Russian mobsters and kill everyone with a submachine gun. Or smuggle yourself into North Korea aboard a plane without getting detected by security, then find a way of getting out once you're there. Difficult, hard-to-survive tasks that I'd probably fail, but which I knew if I accomplished I'd no-longer be incel

Scenarios like the ones above legitimately seem more realistic for me to pull off then getting a gf the way normies advise

 

[Longbowman]

OP brings up an interesting topic. Women don't always lust after bad guys, they like heroes too. Just look at the stories of men who saved animals or something similar and you'll notice that a lot of women love them. If you can actually do something heroic you might get enough attention and slay one pussy or two.

 

[Deleted member 30198]

OP brings up an interesting topic. Women don't always lust after bad guys, they like heroes too. Just look at the stories of men who saved animals or something similar and you'll notice that a lot of women love them. If you can actually do something heroic you might get enough attention and slay one pussy or two.

prerequisite: be goodlooking

 

[dirtykombatcel]

ill give you one task be physically attractive

 

[TINMAN]

prerequisite: be goodlooking

 

[Magnum112]

Become a Muslim, move either to Iran (become Shiite Muslim) or Saudi Arabia (become Sunni Wahhabi Muslim), for Islamic studies, find some clerk In some mosque and become his student then marry his daughter, They give their daughters to the most religious ones.

 

[NorthernWind]

prerequisite: be goodlooking

 

[Deleted member 34772]

prerequisite: be goodlooking

 

[Meus]

Kind of cucked but ok

Just a reminder that Chad has to do nothing to get a foid except write a text with "sup" and 3 hours later he gets his dick sucked.

 

[Yezd]

Use sheer willpower to morph your bones

 

[Deleted member 35171]

Become a Muslim, move either to Iran (become Shiite Muslim) or Saudi Arabia (become Sunni Wahhabi Muslim), for Islamic studies, find some clerk In some mosque and become his student then marry his daughter, They give their daughters to the most religious ones.

As an Iranian I will say that most Iranians are not gonna care if you're Muslim. In fact they are probably going to consider it a plus if you aren't. If you're white, you're gonna slay.

I will never understand SEAmaxxing when you can Iranmaxx instead. Iran has the highest rate of economic immigration, people are basically desperate to gtfo of the country. If they think fucking you will give them the slightest chance, they will not hesitate and their families will encourage them.
Besides, urban Iranian foids are loose, kinky and actually pretty unlike SEAfoids. Even blonds with blue eyes aren't that rare if you look hard enough.

 

[Magnum112]

As an Iranian I will say that most Iranians are not gonna care if you're Muslim. In fact they are probably going to consider it a plus if you aren't. If you're white, you're gonna slay.

I will never understand SEAmaxxing when you can Iranmaxx instead. Iran has the highest rate of economic immigration, people are basically desperate to gtfo of the country. If they think fucking you will give them the slightest chance, they will not hesitate and their families will encourage them.
Besides, urban Iranian foids are loose, kinky and actually pretty unlike SEAfoids. Even blonds with blue eyes aren't that rare if you look hard enough.

Same in Saudi Arabia, gosh it sucks when the most girls you find attractive are right in front of you but they only go for chdamas and normie whites.