I wish there was a suicidal method for which there wasn’t a risk of survival with neurological damage

[ColdLightOfDay]

No matter how great my life had been, I would rather die than sustain serious brain damage.

It is quite terrifying that there isn’t a suicidal method that is not at risk of making your life 1,000x worse if you botch the job. That is like an extremely cruel joke for everyone who wants to die.

Jumping off a building is also too messy and not instantaneous enough imo, I’ve read that 85% of those who survived an attempted suicide jump regretted it on the fall down as your brain undergoes huge stress in the scenario, this statistic included even those who continued wanting to die after the event.

I’ve even met a guy in rehab who has been shot in the side of the head and survived, he walks with huge a limp and can barely move his arm on one side of his body.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Shoot yourself in the head near a body of water that you will fall into. You're guaranteed to drown if the bullet doesn't kill you

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Shoot yourself in the head near a body of water that you will fall into. You're guaranteed to drown if the bullet doesn't kill you

True, it’s quite difficult to find the right spot for that though. I think drowning is also pretty bad because (I know some don’t care about this, but I do) when your parents get your body back it’s bloated and distorted to fuck and you look like a swamp monster with elephantiasis.

 

[Angry_runt]

I don't think you can survive a buckshot in the roof of the mouth. Or even a rifle round in the head. There's a huge difference between shooting yourself with a pistol and with a rifle.

Oh and don't do it. It's never too late to kill yourself.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

How about slitting your wrist or throat? That won't leave you brain damaged if you fail.

 

[Deleted member 24016]

i mean there's no chance of survival from a 600 foot fall right onto ground right? Though those few seconds would feel like forever before you hit the ground.

 

[cryptic__egg]

The most cucked part about life is that even giving up takes a lot of effort and carries a lot of risk. Getting hit by a fast-moving train would probably remove any chance of failure.

 

[Ropemaxx]

Shoot yourself in the head near a body of water that you will fall into. You're guaranteed to drown if the bullet doesn't kill you

 

[Deleted member 25274]

Just overdose on drugs

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Just overdose on drugs

That had always been my original plan until I found out you can end up in a coma or with severe brain damage which has always been my greatest fear in life, far more so than dying, even when I was more content with life.

 

[Deleted member 21768]

Isn't monoxide like the easiest and best one? The only way you're surviving that is if someone finds you. And if you're worried about someone finding you, someone could find you in any other suicidal attempt as well.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

I don't think you can survive a buckshot in the roof of the mouth. Or even a rifle round in the head. There's a huge difference between shooting yourself with a pistol and with a rifle.

Oh and don't do it. It's never too late to kill yourself.

It’s quite hard to get hold of a gun in my country unless you’re a farmer who has a legitimate reason for owning one. ‘Muricans are lucky in the respect that committing suicide can be as easy as pressing a button for them. If I was there, and the time ever came, I’d probably just use a pistol out in the woods though so there was no chance of being taken to a hospital in time. I’m sure a magnum or something else high calibre does the job in 99% of cases.

 

[Deleted member 24272]

Tie a heavy stone to your feet and ask some thugs to push you from a bridge or do it yourself.You are 100 percent guaranteed to die.
Or just use the good old shotgun.

 

[San Salvador]

Shotgun yourself off a cliff. Works like a charm.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Tie a heavy stone to your feet and ask some thugs to push you from a bridge or do it yourself.You are 100 percent guaranteed to die.
Or just use the good old shotgun.

That is not a quick and painless death.

 

[DepressionTookMyIQ]

Isn't monoxide like the easiest and best one? The only way you're surviving that is if someone finds you. And if you're worried about someone finding you, someone could find you in any other suicidal attempt as well.

 

[Incellio]

Lol, jumping from the 30 floor building will 99,99% guarantee instant death

i mean there's no chance of survival from a 600 foot fall right onto ground right? Though those few seconds would feel like forever before you hit the ground.

That’s overkill, 25-30 floors is more than enough

 

[TINMAN]

That is not a quick and painless death.

The slowest and most painful method of suicide is dying of old age as an incel

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Grenade

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

The slowest and most painful method of suicide is dying of old age as an incel

That is prolonged torture rather than suicide.

 

[Yerberito]

one without pain

 

[metabuxx]

Shotgun yourself off a cliff. Works like a charm.

 

[Deleted member 18193]

Grenade

impossible to access without the right connections

 

[Wristlet 2]

holy shit

That is prolonged torture rather than suicide.

tbh

i mean there's no chance of survival from a 600 foot fall right onto ground right? Though those few seconds would feel like forever before you hit the ground.

why do you guys care about the pain of suicide methods? jfl our life itself is all suffering, who cares about a bit more

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Heroin overdose and cryogenic freezing.

That way you can kill yourself and wake up as a chad.

 

[Deleted member 18193]

Heroin overdose and cryogenic freezing.

That way you can kill yourself and wake up as a chad.

Wouldn't you end up with permanent damage from the heroin

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Wouldn't you end up with permanent damage from the heroin

As long as your brain is okay, they can give you a chad face and body with all of your youth back when you wake up in the future after mankind defeats feminism and Freemasonry.

 

[Deleted member 24016]

Lol, jumping from the 30 floor building will 99,99% guarantee instant death

That’s overkill, 25-30 floors is more than enough

I mean heights are already scary so might as well go all out from the tallest height right?

 

[City Incel]

As long as your brain is okay, they can give you a chad face and body with all of your youth back when you wake up in the future after mankind defeats feminism and Freemasonry.

Word

 

[Incellio]

Lol, jumping from the 30 floor building will 99,99% guarantee instant death

That’s overkill, 25-30 floors is more than enough

I mean heights are already scary so might as well go all out from the tallest height right?

For some people yes, but I don’t really afraid of heights, also the chance of survival is the smallest, compared to overdosing or roping

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Guns are a great method but it's hard to get them in some countries

 

[Gunnersup]

Just don't die tbh.
Not worth it

 

[Words2_live_bye]

on the fall down as your brain undergoes huge stress in the scenario, this statistic included even those who continued wanting to die after the event.

I get anxiety when i fall from a tall height in Minecraft ngl

 

[Deleted member 24272]

That is not a quick and painless death.

Years of pain versus 1 minute pain,whıch one is better

 

[based_meme]

There are chemical compounds you can purchase from a drug store, concoct it at home and put it in a syringe, then inject yourself to stop your heart. Note: conscious or not, it will be painful, but you will die with 100% certainty.

Spoiler

Hello, special agent. Oh, you thought this was where I'd post that information? Ha! Kys, FBI faggot.

 

[XOR]

I knew a young woman who just recently suicided. Her method was to take a large amount of prescription pills, and then wrap a plastic bag tight around her face; the pills must have prevented her from ripping it off during the suffocation process. I'm not sure the success of this method or how prone to failure, but she was an undergraduate MD (medical school) and probably did a quick research beforehand.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

I knew a young woman who just recently suicided. Her method was to take a large amount of prescription pills, and then wrap a plastic bag tight around her face; the pills must have prevented her from ripping it off during the suffocation process. I'm not sure the success of this method or how prone to failure, but she was an undergraduate MD (medical school) and probably did a quick research beforehand.

That’s not a bad idea actually. Do you know why she was depressed?

 

[ovrload]

That’s not a bad idea actually. Do you know why she was depressed?

chad ignoring her.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

almost everything has a risk, just imagine being left crippled for life with chronic pain after a failed sucide attempt

 

[Deleted member 17883]

I knew a young woman who just recently suicided. Her method was to take a large amount of prescription pills, and then wrap a plastic bag tight around her face; the pills must have prevented her from ripping it off during the suffocation process. I'm not sure the success of this method or how prone to failure, but she was an undergraduate MD (medical school) and probably did a quick research beforehand.

Why dp you spend ypur life studying only to kill yourself ?..if I had ever achieved something with my life I'll probably never be lurking here.

 

[Rambocel]

I don't think you can survive a buckshot in the roof of the mouth. Or even a rifle round in the head. There's a huge difference between shooting yourself with a pistol and with a rifle.

Oh and don't do it. It's never too late to kill yourself.

Low IQ. This is how many do indeed fail and end up horribly disfigured, blind, no face, etc. Do not ever shoot yourself in the face or front of the head it, doesn't matter the gun. I saw a story about a guy who did just that and survived.

Believe it or not no single method is 100%. The highest is shotgun to the head at 99.4%.

if you are going to shoot yourself do it in the brain stem. You can't live without heart and lung control and it will render you open casket.

If guns aren't available consider a combination of drugs including lots of booze and perhaps gassing yourself. If you have a car you could do the whole hose on the tailpipe sitting inside with a massive overdose of pills and booze taken right beforehand. All three (maybe even more drugs) should do it.

Lostallhope.com

 

[Angry_runt]

Low IQ. This is how many do indeed fail and end up horribly disfigured, blind, no face, etc. Do not ever shoot yourself in the face or front of the head it, doesn't matter the gun. I saw a story about a guy who did just that and survived.

You have more chance of ascending via threesome with two supermodels than you have of surviving a buckshot to the head.

Warning: exactly what you think it's going to be

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

You have more chance of ascending via threesome with two supermodels than you have of surviving a buckshot to the head.

Warning: exactly what you think it's going to be

Fuck, is that an Isis video?

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

No matter how great my life had been, I would rather die than sustain serious brain damage.

It is quite terrifying that there isn’t a suicidal method that is not at risk of making your life 1,000x worse if you botch the job. That is like an extremely cruel joke for everyone who wants to die.

Jumping off a building is also too messy and not instantaneous enough imo, I’ve read that 85% of those who survived an attempted suicide jump regretted it on the fall down as your brain undergoes huge stress in the scenario, this statistic included even those who continued wanting to die after the event.

I’ve even met a guy in rehab who has been shot in the side of the head and survived, he walks with huge a limp and can barely move his arm on one side of his body.

Same, primary reason that I haven't killed myself is just that it's too hard, every accessible method has risks.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

The slowest and most painful method of suicide is dying of old age as an incel

 

[Angry_runt]

Fuck, is that an Isis video?

Yeah, and their crime is that they wrote graffiti.

 

[Mylo]

Cyanide? If you can obtain it though.

 

[Operation Miranda]

You have more chance of ascending via threesome with two supermodels than you have of surviving a buckshot to the head.

Warning: exactly what you think it's going to be

The guy in the middle

 

[trashcel420]

Shoot yourself in the head near a body of water that you will fall into. You're guaranteed to drown if the bullet doesn't kill you

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Yeah, and their crime is that they wrote graffiti.

Jesus, I know it’s a ridiculous thing to even think about when discussing ending you’re own life but I don’t like the idea of my family seeing me so disfigured like that. Unfortunately there is literally no easy way that doesn’t come with some kind of drawback.