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Serious I wish I was rich

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I wish I was rich so I could pay my oneitis to have sex with me. Let’s say I’m a millionaire. I would confront her outside her house and offer her $100,000 to have sex with me. No way she would decline that offer. And then we would have sex with my house. I would make sure the sex lasted as long as possible. Possibly an hour.

There would be so much foreplay. I would fuck her in every position. Doggystyle, cowgirl etc. Handjob, footjob and blowjob too. And in the last 5 minutes, I would fuck her missionary style until I cum inside of her. And then I would keep the money anyway. Fucking slut.
 
i wish i was a first worlder, it's almost the same thing but easier
 
i wish i was a first worlder, it's almost the same thing but easier
That's probably what I would feel if I were a third worlder. It might actually be better to work for minimum wage in the 1st world than being working class in the third world.
 
That's probably what I would feel if I were a third worlder. It might actually be better to work for minimum wage in the 1st world than being working class in the third world.
and living in a shitty third world neighborhood that looks like this

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Imagine paying $100000 for one hour of sex, simps should be banned from this forum
 
I wish I was rich so I could pay my oneitis to have sex with me. Let’s say I’m a millionaire. I would confront her outside her house and offer her $100,000 to have sex with me. No way she would decline that offer. And then we would have sex with my house. I would make sure the sex lasted as long as possible. Possibly an hour.

There would be so much foreplay. I would fuck her in every position. Doggystyle, cowgirl etc. Handjob, footjob and blowjob too. And in the last 5 minutes, I would fuck her missionary style until I cum inside of her. And then I would keep the money anyway. Fucking slut.
cucked af
 
It wouldn't be enjoyable because she would be visibly repulsed throughout. It would be just humiliating for you. Pay her to do degrading and humiliating stuff instead, that way you can enjoy it.
 
>I wish to turn my oneitis into a whore
 
Sex with house > Sex with oneitis

Simp-tier thread though
 
I wish I had a decent house in a good location. Living in a small space gets to you.

Nowadays that is basically the same as being a millioinare.
 
Me too, as I grow older money is way more important to me than “femoid validation “, kek
 
Fuck richfags
 

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