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I wish I was hamlossus

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How the fuck does this man cope? Sometimes he goes offline on steam for quite sometime, now he is offline for 4 days and I am just amazed how can you not rot as a truecel. He seems to find joy in singleplayer games but I don't, he has guitar skills and he seems fucking bluepilled and happy as fuck while I rot here.. Sometimes I wish I was hamlossus ded srs
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he also wagecucks.. I bet he said to his mom "mom, I want to work somewhere", I can't imagine his mom or dad telling him to go to work so I guess he wanted himself.. and he fucking works in a pizzeria.. When I worked in a pizzeria I lasted 3 days and hammy is happily working in pizzeria.. he is even LOW INHIB enough to take pics with his cooworkers
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I can't imagine doing this, fuck just fuck.. what a fucking god. Hammy might be the strongest and best coper of all time, guitar skills check, voice amazing check, happy check, low inhib check, fuark what a coper ded srs
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fuck just fuck

i wish i could cope as well as hammy can

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a walking black pill whether he realizes it or not tbh
 
Literally who?
 
Lol, I don´t envy hammy so much. He´s a candidate for hypertension and diabetes onset. But I have to admit he´s a strong coper, much stronger than many. I wish I could cope like that. I bet it´s food alone that keeps him going on. However, I doubt he´s really happy. I´m convinced it´s just a facade.

This is truly an epic post ded srs tbh.
 
Reimu Hakurei said:
Literally who?
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incelkingkong said:
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Insomniac said:
I’m glad that he has found happiness in life. May he continue to inspire us all.
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dedly srs tbh.. I also just realized he goes to FUCKING COLLEGE(graduates next year).. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuu, part time pizzeria near fucking normies and college and HERE I AM LAZY BASTARD.. I am amazed @ how hammy calls himself "lazy", he is fucking god.. if he is lazy then I am dark matter holy fuck

Lubricure said:
I bet it´s food alone that keeps him going on.
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lold hard @ that tbhthbh, and cope.. I think it's parents tbh, I think they really care about him and guitarcoping too all that... I wonder if he one day gonna run out of copes, will he join us? Let's say when he's 30 tbh
"But I have to admit he´s a strong coper, much stronger than many. I wish I could cope like that. "
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Reimu Hakurei said:
It's not my fault
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cope
 
Why did he suddenly replace blackopsIIcel as the saint
 
You have him added on Steam?

I wish I could add these trucels on Steam.
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Hes living blissfully in ignorance. I wish I could too
 
i can teach u guitar if u own one
 
He's bluepilled. He's not happy, he's acting. No deformed 1/10s like Hammy are actually happy.

The only consolation he has is that he's an ogre so he's probably not getting bullied much, and he scares females.
 
He is still young. Give him a few more years.
When he'll be older, everything will throwback to his brain and it'll be violent.
 
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MSCW said:
He is still young. Give him a few more years.
When he'll be older, everything will throwback to his brain and it'll be violent.
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i think he’s like 22
 
Hammy is also aware that he is known to the incel community yet he is low inhib enough to keep posting new pics online unlike BlackOps2Cel who deleted himself from social media
 
Templarcel421 said:
Hammy is also aware that he is known to the incel community yet he is low inhib enough to keep posting new pics online unlike BlackOps2Cel who deleted himself from social media
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dammit what a low inhib beast (or low iq)
 
I realised he was truecel when my sister called him ugly, i love hammy now.
 
Has job
Goes to college
Good personality
Has hobbies
Still single
Hammy is the ultimate blackpill
 
Don't we all?
 
Why does he not try to lose weight
 
Templarcel421 said:
Hammy is also aware that he is known to the incel community yet he is low inhib enough to keep posting new pics online unlike BlackOps2Cel who deleted himself from social media
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He should be our new Saint ngl
 
Weeb25 said:
he rejected us
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Yes bro @itsogrecel sent him hammy morphs on discord tbhtbhngl and said mogs me shouldn't have done that
 
I'm incredibly curious how he'd look at a low bf%

Maybe he'd be decent looking.He has the build of a gladiator.
 
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i wish he would lose some fucking weight
 
Some times the bluepill was calming.... it was safe... you felt safe.
The blackpill makes everyday seem worse at times.
 
Hammy is not an actual Incel. He just needs to lose weight and he's fine.
 
Hes white and fat, Volcel through and through. Sort of like OP.
 
please don't Ed Gein maxx bro
 
He has strong ogre charisma halo, gives off vibes of a movie character.

That is probably the reason for both his ability to cope/live out in the world, and your obsession with him.
 
I don't know anything about him except for seeing a couple of videos of his cringey blues guitar solos in front of an audience.
 
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