I wish I had a Gaster Blaster in real life. Just think of all the possibilities! It looks terrifying (it’s opening animation reminds me of the alien ships opening from Independence Day) but they’d also be really useful to rid the area of degeneracy. If I see a roastie whoring around with five Chads? Fucking blast them with beams at the spread of light and they will be no more. See someone make a lookist or incelphobic comment? Boom, he’s no more. I wish I could summon this bad boy in real life so I could turn roasties and cucks into burning piles of flesh and then eat their remains.
