Serious I wish I could escortcel in this wretched country

[Caesercel]

Seeing all these posts about escortcels makes me jelly ngl. Can't even do that shit as a straight business transaction here. All escorts here hide behind an army of pimps with links to the mafia. And half of them will rip you off and scam you at the first opportunity.

It helps to have friends who've been there and know the right places, but what can a friendless NEET like me do. Its also expensive af

 

[lumipallo]

What country would that be?
Check out https://www.eurogirlsescort.com
Pimps and mafia is mostly an outdated concept. College girls paying for school don't involve themselves in that.

 

[Ritalincel]

just coom™

 

[nice_try]

escortceling is nothing to be jealous of, jfl

 

[Caesercel]

What country would that be?
Check out https://www.eurogirlsescort.com
Pimps and mafia is mostly an outdated concept. College girls paying for school don't involve themselves in that.

Nah I live in a shithole. Girls will never feel safe as independent escorts. They need the guys for protection and management.

 

[lumipallo]

Nah I live in a shithole. Girls will never feel safe as independent escorts. They need the guys for protection and management.

Don't use meme excuses like that to talk yourself out of it.

 

[Caesercel]

Don't use meme excuses like that to talk yourself out of it.

Just get mugged theory for 2/10 pussy theory.

escortceling is nothing to be jealous of, jfl

I just wanna hab sax

 

[NikRebi]

just coom™

 

[nice_try]

I just wanna hab sax

escort sax isn't real sax.
escorts are just fleshlights plus.
real sax requires the foid to actually want it with you

 

[Truckcel]

Escortceling will only make you feel good temporarily. You will feel like shit afterwards. Dont do it.

 

[NikRebi]

Just jerk off and save the money and your immune system

 

[Caesercel]

escort sax isn't real sax.
escorts are just fleshlights plus.
real sax requires the foid to actually want it with you

Ya fcuk wat she wants. I jus wanna put ma peepee in a real pussy for once

Just jerk off and save the money and your immune system

What do you think I've been doing for the past 13 years.

 

[NikRebi]

Ya fcuk wat she wants. I jus wanna put ma peepee in a real pussy for once

What do you think I've been doing for the past 13 years.
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same, bro

 

[lumipallo]

Ya fcuk wat she wants. I jus wanna put ma peepee in a real pussy for once

Then do it.
A: I want hab sex
B: Do it.
A: No I'll get mugged.
Vicious cycle.

 

[Caesercel]

Then do it.
A: I want hab sex
B: Do it.
A: No I'll get mugged.
Vicious cycle.

I wish I knew somebody who could hook me up in the right places

 

[lumipallo]

I wish I knew somebody who could hook me up in the right places

Literally google, "escort Incelistan" or wherever you're from.