Serious I will travel to the most isolated, poorest jungle villages on earth, fight off snakes and alligators to find my dream wife

[Getlooksordie]

I will be strolling around smiling with my perfectly white teeth veneers and my titanium chin going from straw hut to straw hut and finding the poorest, prettiest gook wife I can find.

Life is so unfair, so I will make damn sure to play dirty, too. I know I have zero SMV to women in my home country, but in other parts of the world I´m gold to women.

Realizing that life is incredibly unfair and using that to your advantage is all we can do.

 

[Involuntarily]

Tell me when you get the ticket OP otherwise you're full of shit.

 

[3uxp]

JBW theory at work again FFS can you white fakecels fuck off ?

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Skip the part of snakes and alligators unless you want to Crocodile Dundee maxx.
Just be there. That's it.

 

[Jockcel]

Go for it if you can afford it.