RageFuel I will probably get drafted in September

[Furlossus]

Imagine dying on the war while you never touched a female in your life

How fucking cucked is that

 

[Mortis]

I think the army might be a genuine improvement in terms of my current LDAR living situation

 

[Furlossus]

I think the army might be a genuine improvement in terms of my current LDAR living situation

Just live in the trench, eat shitty bread for months, get pneumonia and get your legs blown off by a mine theory

 

[yez]

 

[Mortis]

Just live in the trench, eat shitty bread for months, get pneumonia and get your legs blown off by a mine theory

First world war maxxing

 

[Meus]

What nation are you?

 

[Furlossus]

What nation are you?

Guess it

 

[Mecoja]

My condolences.

 

[Furlossus]

My condolences.

At least death from artillery is fast I guess

 

[Meus]

At least death from artillery is fast I guess

Are you in the Ukraine right now?

 

[Furlossus]

Are you in he Ukraine right now?

Nay
Russki I am

 

[Mecoja]

At least death from artillery is fast I guess

Hide behind others and use them as a shield.

 

[Meus]

Nay
Russki I am

Well at least you will maybe ascend in the military, even if it won't be voluntarily.

 

[LesscoBlob]

Nay
Russki I am

Brutal. Can't you get diagnosed with some mental illness?

 

[LesscoBlob]

Well at least you will maybe ascend in the military, even if it won't be voluntarily.

Ascend to heaven?

 

[1337hikki]

Nay
Russki I am

Jfl @ Russia needing a draft to fight Ukraine
Hopefully they decide to avoid the embarrassment OP

 

[Cybersex is our hope]

Jfl @ Russia needing a draft to fight Ukraine
Hopefully they decide to avoid the embarrassment OP

They don't. They have tons of men and using only like 10% of them. Draft is not necessary

 

[Cybersex is our hope]

Imagine dying on the war while you never touched a female in your life

How fucking cucked is that

If you really fear that you should move asap

 

[ROAoverlord]

Imagine dying on the war while you never touched a female

I thought, that Russia doesn't send conscripts in Ukraine.
Anyway, just cut your hands. Those fucking niggers in [UWSL]enlistment office will notice that and they will [UWSL]declare you unfit for service.[/UWSL] [/UWSL]

 

[I.N.C.E.L.S. Boss]

Got rejected 4 military service cuz i said i had never had a gf

how is this a valid reason to dodge military service ?

 

[Bedford Stye]

Imagine dying on the war while you never touched a female in your life

How fucking cucked is that

Hell no

 

[NorthernWind]

Psycology test, i didn't dodge it i was trying to get it. Basicly i had to tell stuff about my life 2 a psycologist and i was secerly retarded at the time and didn't lie. Admitting i had no friends outiside of school and never had a gf is prob what made him deem me unfit 4 service

I was also deemed unfit for service.

 

[Sexless incel]

Nay
Russki I am

You will win anyway, just hide while others fight

 

[I.N.C.E.L.S. Boss]

Psycology test, i didn't dodge it i was trying to get it. Basicly i had to tell stuff about my life 2 a psycologist and i was secerly retarded at the time and didn't lie. Admitting i had no friends outiside of school and never had a gf is prob what made him deem me unfit 4 service

Psychologist probably thought your comrades will have a taste of the first AK to land on your hands.

 

[Deleted member 42309]

Dude u can rape foids if u win (in video game)

 

[RandomGuy]

Ascend to heaven?

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

Imagine dying on the war while you never touched a female in your life

How fucking cucked is that

Pretend you are crazy. Say random, idiotic things, show them your shit stained underwear, carry a bag of toenail clippings. They will say you're mentally unfit

 

[happiless]

Congrats, you'll probably ascend with a Ukranian foid this year!

 

[Asgard]

Just rape Ukrainian foids theory

 

[LesscoBlob]

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We need to stop supporting (((their))) agenda.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Nay
Russki I am

It's over.

Putin is only using you as cannon fodder and unfortunately desertion is going to lead to you getting shot. Those Ukrainians are winning rn.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Just rape Ukrainian foids theory

For what, if he might die?

Except for maybe leaving a r@pe baby behind if that's his plan.

 

[PPEcel]

Russians are every bit as cucked as their Western European counterparts