Serious I WILL HAVE A MANSION IN HEAVEN

[SlayerSlayer]

I WILL HAVE A MANSION WHEN I GET INTO HEAVEN

WHILE YOU LOOSERS BURN IN HELL BECAUSE I LOVE GOD MORE THAN YOU

 

[Animecel2D]

no mansion for your face

 

[SlayerSlayer]

no mansion for your face

WHEN I GET INTO HEAVEN PEOPLE WILL LOVE MY HANDSOME FACE AND GOD LIKE FEATURES BECAUSE THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ROLL WITH JESUS

 

[yeetbender_]

no mansion for your face

 

[Firefighter]

THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ROLL WITH JESUS

AMEN

 

[SlayerSlayer]

GOD IS GREAT!

 

[SlayerSlayer]

IM GONNA DANCE AND PANHANDLE FOR GOD SO I HAVE MORALLY SUPERIOR EXTRACURRICULARS FOR MY HEAVEN APPLICATION

 

[bruhwtf]

I WILL HAVE A MANSION WHEN I GET INTO HEAVEN

WHILE YOU LOOSERS BURN IN HELL BECAUSE I LOVE GOD MORE THAN YOU

god will kick you out to hell

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Do not worry about me

There will be no heaven or hell for me, just the void

 

[SlayerSlayer]

god will kick you out to hell

does not work that way, once you get into heaven you're one of God's CHOsen.

 

[FuckYou]

For every infidel we kill we get 3 virgins in heaven.

 

[bruhwtf]

does not work that way, once you get into heaven you're one of God's CHOsen.

that's not how it is depicted

 

[SlayerSlayer]

For every infidel we kill we get 3 virgins in heaven.

GOD IS GREAT BECAUSE HE WILL HELP US IF WE COMMIT CRIMES BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IN HIM UNLIKE THE NONBELIEVERS

 

[SlayerSlayer]

MY BELIEF IN GOD, JESUS, AND THE PROPHET IS REAL AND UNIQUE AND VISIONARY. I MUST BE A PROPHET

 

[SlayerSlayer]

IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD YOU WILL BE CAST IN SIN HOT LAVA

 

[AutismKing]

WHEN I GET INTO HEAVEN

Chad only, sorry...

Chad is gonna go to Heaven while I burn in hell

When I die Chad is gonna go to heaven while I burn in hell forever. Chad is gonna go to heaven where he will be fucking Stacies all day 24/7 for all eternity. While I rot in hell for being an incel and loser :cryfeels: After all our suffering here on earth is done we are all gonna get rounded up...

incels.is

 

[VλREN]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7c_JYtOVOpE&list=RD7c_JYtOVOpE&start_radio=1&pp=ygURc29sZGllciBvZiBoZWF2ZW6gBwHSBwkJBAsBhyohjO8%3D

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6AAyJ-GrQg

 

[Sami41277]

WHEN I GET INTO HEAVEN PEOPLE WILL LOVE MY HANDSOME FACE AND GOD LIKE FEATURES BECAUSE THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ROLL WITH JESUS

But, what is it does not happen? Like just what if, there is no Jesus?

 

[CypherxZero]

Where's my 42 virgins