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Serious I went to the store and then I jerk off in the frozen pizza section today

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I went to the store today and there was a large bin of frozen pizzas in one of the isles, anyway when nobody was around I crawled in and started rolling around and giggling

Anyway after an hour of being there I got horny, I decided to strip naked and jerk off to animated rule 34 porn. I then nutted on the frozen pizzas and then put my clothes back on and then left. But as I got out several frozen pizzas fell onto the floor and I didn’t even pick them up

I think I found my new hobby

anyway am praying for all the Indian plane crash victims, I hope they make a speedy recovery and return to Britain soon
 
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:feelsUgh: don't disrespect pizza
 
I then nutted on the frozen pizzas and then put my clothes back on and then left
So thats why the pizza I baked earlier tasted extra salty... :dafuckfeels:
 
Anyway after an hour of being there I got horny, I decided to strip naked and jerk off to animated rule 34 porn. I then nutted on the frozen pizzas
I'd beat the shit out of you if I caught you doing this, because I like to eat frozen pizzas.

Your behavior is worse than that of numerous niggers. Or foids. Yeah, like that one Russian feminist bitch who stuffed various groceries up her stinking cunt in supermarkets, including a frozen chicken, if I remember correctly. Simply disgusting. Just as disgusting as the dog lovers who take their mutts there.
 
you're indian
 
Absolutely wonderful
 
I'd beat the shit out of you if I caught you doing this, because I like to eat frozen pizzas.

Your behavior is worse than that of numerous niggers. Or foids. Yeah, like that one Russian feminist bitch who stuffed various groceries up her stinking cunt in supermarkets, including a frozen chicken, if I remember correctly. Simply disgusting. Just as disgusting as the dog lovers who take their mutts there.
>nigga thinks am serious and is outraged
 

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