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[Whitepill] I went to church, met a girl, and I'm going to marry and ascend in a few months.

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100% - Ascended - Congrats on normie status
I started attending a local Ukrainian Orthodox Church last year. Three months ago I met a Coptic girl there around my age. We started talking during fellowship hour, then we started seeing each other outside of church, then we started dating. Yesterday I popped the question and she said yes!

I'm still a virgin and glad I will have my first time with a woman I love instead of some escort. Needless to say, I won't be coming here anymore, I can't really tolerate what is said about women here after getting engaged. Although I still enjoy a lot of the humor on incel forums.

I'm just glad to say that a user here actually manage to achieve an intimate relationship; something most men here only dream of even though you guys hate females. Not every story here has a sad ending of LDAR or roping. Churchmaxxing is legit. I am going to join the ranks of @itsOVER. Last week, I was a graycel. Now I'm a normie. So long and thanks for all the shitposts!
 
PersonalityChad

PersonalityChad

Taking a break...
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Good for you. Now fuck off
 
UnwantedVirgin

UnwantedVirgin

Autism is a death sentence for ugly men
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What do you rate your face /10?
 
Grim_Reaper

Grim_Reaper

Exterminate all grannies
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I thought you were planning to become a tranny?
 
Animecel2D

Animecel2D

Hee ho!
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no one cares kys fakecel cuck
 
themanwithnohat

themanwithnohat

Recruit
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See you next week
 
NoLooksNoLife

NoLooksNoLife

☦️Catechumencel
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iamsubhuman

iamsubhuman

Tekken scrub
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and you had to tell us this instead of just leaving?
 
never began

never began

Awakened
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I started attending a local Ukrainian Orthodox Church last year. Three months ago I met a Coptic girl there around my age. We started talking during fellowship hour, then we started seeing each other outside of church, then we started dating. Yesterday I popped the question and she said yes!

I'm still a virgin and glad I will have my first time with a woman I love instead of some escort. Needless to say, I won't be coming here anymore, I can't really tolerate what is said about women here after getting engaged. Although I still enjoy a lot of the humor on incel forums.

I'm just glad to say that a user here actually manage to achieve an intimate relationship; something most men here only dream of even though you guys hate females. Not every story here has a sad ending of LDAR or roping. Churchmaxxing is legit. I am going to join the ranks of @itsOVER. Last week, I was a graycel. Now I'm a normie. So long and thanks for all the shitposts!
Betabuxxs a random woman. Instantly becomes bluepill.

Every time with these normies bro
 
gangrenemax

gangrenemax

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I started attending a local Ukrainian Orthodox Church last year. Three months ago I met a Coptic girl there around my age. We started talking during fellowship hour, then we started seeing each other outside of church, then we started dating. Yesterday I popped the question and she said yes!

I'm still a virgin and glad I will have my first time with a woman I love instead of some escort. Needless to say, I won't be coming here anymore, I can't really tolerate what is said about women here after getting engaged. Although I still enjoy a lot of the humor on incel forums.

I'm just glad to say that a user here actually manage to achieve an intimate relationship; something most men here only dream of even though you guys hate females. Not every story here has a sad ending of LDAR or roping. Churchmaxxing is legit. I am going to join the ranks of @itsOVER. Last week, I was a graycel. Now I'm a normie. So long and thanks for all the shitposts!
kys
 
iamsubhuman

iamsubhuman

Tekken scrub
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L + ratio + didn't read + fakecel + Joined: Sep 11, 2022 + Posts: 126 + Online: 2d 16h 1m + had anime avi
 
Waco

Waco

Zigger (but secretly Nigger)
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kill your sneed kys
 
GrodanBoll

GrodanBoll

ikea manlet
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I mean good for you but there's no need to tell us
 
ADHD_cel

ADHD_cel

Vita fortuna est; aut eam habest aut ea carest.
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LesscoBlob

LesscoBlob

Remove Toiletcels
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Most incel GrAY in 2023.
 
DespressedCurryCel1

DespressedCurryCel1

Goofy ass nigger
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Nice job bro ignore the faggots in the replies I hope you’ll continue to be black pilled
 
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copetillirope

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Good for you have a strong Christian family, God bless.
 
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BornToDie

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you deserve to be banned for this, you normscum
 
CroatianManlet

CroatianManlet

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How have the janny trannies still not banned this faggot
 
Goosecel

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I started attending a local Ukrainian Orthodox Church last year. Three months ago I met a Coptic girl there around my age. We started talking during fellowship hour, then we started seeing each other outside of church, then we started dating. Yesterday I popped the question and she said yes!

I'm still a virgin and glad I will have my first time with a woman I love instead of some escort. Needless to say, I won't be coming here anymore, I can't really tolerate what is said about women here after getting engaged. Although I still enjoy a lot of the humor on incel forums.

I'm just glad to say that a user here actually manage to achieve an intimate relationship; something most men here only dream of even though you guys hate females. Not every story here has a sad ending of LDAR or roping. Churchmaxxing is legit. I am going to join the ranks of @itsOVER. Last week, I was a graycel. Now I'm a normie. So long and thanks for all the shitposts!
Kill yourself
 
Spongebozz

Spongebozz

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Tell me how things went in court after divorce in 5-10 years
 
My Name Jeff

My Name Jeff

look here look listen
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Today at 1:36 PM

Moment

mods ban thnx
 
My Name Jeff

My Name Jeff

look here look listen
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@The Enforcer @TheProphetMuscle
 
NirvanaFan1988

NirvanaFan1988

Talentless+Brown+Hispanic+LowIQ+Fat→KHHV+Death
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This post is the reason why atheism is cancer, atheism has helped furthering western degeneracy so there are not many traditional toilets and the reason why there are sad, bitter and lonely males rotting forever.
Fucking atheism.
 
runforrest

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GrAYcel LARP
 
osman27

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Suicfuel for @tehgymcel420 He bagged a Coptic girl
 
RollD20

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I just want handholding
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This post is the reason why atheism is cancer, atheism has helped furthering western degeneracy so there are not many traditional toilets and the reason why there are sad, bitter and lonely males rotting forever.
Fucking atheism.
Tbh.
Reglion coping is what allowed some normie tier males previously to have children.
It’s why we have incels too ironically
 
The Abyss

The Abyss

Aspergerscel. Cope 'til you rope.
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Jfl, look how quickly the blackpill is dismissed when things go well. Just because things went well for him doesn't make reality moot.
 
cripplecel

cripplecel

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Congrats you nigger
 
ElTruecel

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Overlord
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This post is the reason why atheism is cancer, atheism has helped furthering western degeneracy so there are not many traditional toilets and the reason why there are sad, bitter and lonely males rotting forever.
Fucking atheism.
Aren’t you atheist
 
AlexDelarge

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I can't really tolerate what is said about women here after getting engaged.

This is most disgusting cucked sentence i read in long time. I want to inflict worst kind of torture that humans mind can think of on you. You fucking stupid delusional cuck i just cant wait the day when your slut will cuck you and divorce rape you and you will commit suicide you dirty retarded faggot
 
Izayacel

Izayacel

FALSE LUCER "
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Jfl, look how quickly the blackpill is dismissed when things go well. Just because things went well for him doesn't make reality moot.
You should Always keep the blackpill in Mind and be semi self aware while Doing Things with Woman
 
mlcurrycel

mlcurrycel

Marxist-Rodgerist
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I started attending a local Ukrainian Orthodox Church last year. Three months ago I met a Coptic girl there around my age. We started talking during fellowship hour, then we started seeing each other outside of church, then we started dating. Yesterday I popped the question and she said yes!

I'm still a virgin and glad I will have my first time with a woman I love instead of some escort. Needless to say, I won't be coming here anymore, I can't really tolerate what is said about women here after getting engaged. Although I still enjoy a lot of the humor on incel forums.

I'm just glad to say that a user here actually manage to achieve an intimate relationship; something most men here only dream of even though you guys hate females. Not every story here has a sad ending of LDAR or roping. Churchmaxxing is legit. I am going to join the ranks of @itsOVER. Last week, I was a graycel. Now I'm a normie. So long and thanks for all the shitposts!
You haven't ascended until you fuck her. Enjoy trying to contain her hypergamy. I wish you the best.
 
Maikowski

Maikowski

Recruit
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rotten fakecel piece of shit
 
kaang

kaang

Mythic
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just go to church theory
 

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