Theory I went outside and touched grass

[BlueCore]

Will I ascend now?

 

[copemaxx9002]

Will I ascend now?

View: https://youtu.be/sKThLRv1im8?feature=shared

 

[KillNiggers]

I wonder if whenever a normgroid throws the line: “go touch grass”. Do they joke about it or they really think it will fix anything?

 

[BlueCore]

View: https://youtu.be/sKThLRv1im8?feature=shared

he's a slayer now

 

[BlueCore]

I wonder if whenever a normgroid throws the line: “go touch grass”. Do they joke about it or they really think it will fix anything?

just touch grass theory

 

[NorthernWind]

Yes. With multiple Stacies.

 

[packardD]

Will I ascend now?

No you have to take a shower while touching grass

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

I touched grass and now im 190cm tall, my eyes turned into A10 almond eyes, and i have a chiseled jawline

 

[Grodd]

Take some cold showers and you`ll get 50 virgin stacies

 

[Regenerator]

Just take a shower & you will have Stacie's throwing themselves at you.

Spoiler: .

Sarcasm

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

yes there are now foids lining up outside your room