I go out every day, I see a lot of people every day, on a daily basis I see several dozens of toilets much fatter than I am (I weight 20 stone using Burgerland measurements). But today, an amazing rarity happened, I saw a man even fatter than I am.
This is not something that happens quite often, despite living in a major city I basically never see such men, obese men in general are a rare sight (maybe they're inside or something, I just never notice them outside).
Today I also saw the "SuicideFuel Version of Me" (my somewhat lookalike), I shaved my beard and today I saw him and he also shaved his beard. It's like the universe is telling me that my 2/10~3/10 looks aren't the only thing preventing me from finding "love" (whatever diluted version of "love" a toilet older than 25~30 can provide).
This is not something that happens quite often, despite living in a major city I basically never see such men, obese men in general are a rare sight (maybe they're inside or something, I just never notice them outside).
Today I also saw the "SuicideFuel Version of Me" (my somewhat lookalike), I shaved my beard and today I saw him and he also shaved his beard. It's like the universe is telling me that my 2/10~3/10 looks aren't the only thing preventing me from finding "love" (whatever diluted version of "love" a toilet older than 25~30 can provide).
