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Sparrow's Song

Sparrow's Song

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It's getting hot and humid and I get swamp ass easy. I have noticed since wearing a thong instead of boxers, my swamp ass/balls has reduced. More air gets in to cool the area down. It feels comfortable and makes my pp look bigger than it actually is. I still wear my Jesus diaper cloth underwear over it if I have to go anywhere but that fabric breathes easier than boxers. I don't feel gay about it because I'm like a body builder from the waist down. I was fraudfishing/morphing on dating apps and I showed a pic taken next to my bulge with my leg flexing and a few landwhales and beckies said they though it was hot... but it was probably the extra millimeters of bone on my pfp that made them say that. I like the cool air refreshing my sweaty cheeks. I also prefer the comfort of the hammock over the discomfort of seamed boxers splitting my ballsack in two if I sit down cross legged.
 
that is really interesting to know, thansk for sharing
 
Nothing wrong. You do you.
 
Interesting factoid.
 
flip flops me
 
Call me a fag all you want but panties > guy underwear
 
Its over for swamp asscels
 
lold hard at the title :feelskek:
 
I'm like a body builder from the waist down. I was fraudfishing/morphing on dating apps and I showed a pic taken next to my bulge with my leg flexing and a few landwhales and beckies said they though it was hot.

:chad::banhammer::chad::banhammer:

All jokes aside I can't even wear Speedos (let alone briefs/thongs) as my ballsacks and cock is too big- in addition to a wide pelvis bone.
I can't run the "thick boy" game with landwhales or BBW who hunt hung men on Pornhubs Community pages as my hip bone detracts from my size. If you got skinny or athletic hips it looks proportionally better. So wide hips equals death sentence.
I recall someone ran a Chadfish profile, then photoshopped "endomorphic hips" onto him, then the messages stopped dead.

I have to wear cotton boxer/briefs like ECKO cotton stretch.

Oh here is proof of those BBW "size queens" telling big dick incels demonstrating sex toys they'd date them. Well the girls probably already mass rejected them on Tinder as the men put height 5 foot 7 on their profiles.

Size queen 1


Size queen 2
 
my ballsacks and cock is too big
:chad: :banhammer::banhammer::chad::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer::chad::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer:

Your hips are wider than your mid torso? That is a death sentence . Mesomorph is the master race tbh.

Landwhales are some of the biggest "size queens" and chad chasers out there.
 
:chad: :banhammer::banhammer::chad::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer::chad::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer:

Your hips are wider than your mid torso? That is a death sentence . Mesomorph is the master race tbh.

Landwhales are some of the biggest "size queens" and chad chasers out there.

Yep. :feelsrope:

True a Mesomorph or a tall Mesomorph 75%/Ectomorph25% mix is ideal standard, especially for women. But men also.
 
I remember when shitposting under the Serious tag was a bannable offence
Not a shitpost, I'm serious...
Yep. :feelsrope:

True a Mesomorph or a tall Mesomorph 75%/Ectomorph25% mix is ideal standard, especially for women. But men also.
I know boomercel who copes with being fat by saying he is an ectomorph.
 
I go the Brazilian way. Shorts without underwear, flip flops and a shirt. Right now a long-sleeved shirt and a sweatshirt cause it's cold.
 
Only in 2020 bro
 
wtf was wrong with OGcels
 
start wearing skirts
flag scotland GIF
 
I go the Brazilian way. Shorts without underwear, flip flops and a shirt. Right now a long-sleeved shirt and a sweatshirt cause it's cold.
This is how I wear clothes ngl
 

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