Blackpill I watched "The Witcher" and all I want to do now is rope

[metabuxx]

Every time I saw Henry Cavill the last remaining bits of hope I had of ascending, escaped from my soul leaving behind a dull, lifeless body waiting to be roped. That gigachad mogs me to oblivion. Foids in the real world worship him like he is some Greek God and the same thing has been shown in the show. The female protaginist of 'The Witcher', Yennefer hates men because she thinks that "men treat women like baby producing vessels". But the moment she sees Henry Cavill all that hate vanishes and she ends up riding his dick to Krypton.

His muscular, virile physique, perfect jaw line and hunter eyes makes me wanna tear apart my face into pieces. Even if I had a billion dollars, foids won't love me like they love him. He has a receding hairline in reality but in the show he wears a white wig which leaves his face with zero flaws.

ITS NOT FAIR. ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR. FUCK THIS SUBHUMAN LIFE. NO FOID WILL LOOK AT ME THE WAY THEY SHAMELESSLY LOOK AT HIM WITH PURE LUST IN THEIR EYES. I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO GET RID OF MY HIDEOUS FACE AND HAVE HIS LOOKS INSTEAD.

 

[BachusPL]

Just get a surgery theory. Good thread by the way

 

[UrgyYevhenii]

Just get a surgery theory. Good thread by the way

What if you have too much surgery to do before you can even be considered remotely attractive?

 

[zangano1]

I watch like 15 minutes of the first episode and all I saw were two strong whamins so I dropped it

 

[UrgyYevhenii]

Every time I saw Henry Cavill the last remaining bits of hope I had of ascending, escaped from my soul leaving behind a dull, lifeless body waiting to be roped. That gigachad mogs me to oblivion. Foids in the real world worship him like he is some Greek God and the same thing has been shown in the show. The female protaginist of 'The Witcher', Yennefer hates men because she thinks that "men treat women like baby producing vessels". But the moment she sees Henry Cavill all that hate vanishes and she ends up riding his dick to Krypton.

His muscular, virile physique, perfect jaw line and hunter eyes makes me wanna tear apart my face into pieces. Even if I had a billion dollars, foids won't love me like they love him. He has a receding hairline in reality but in the show he wears a white wig which leaves his face with zero flaws.

ITS NOT FAIR. ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR. FUCK THIS SUBHUMAN LIFE. NO FOID WILL LOOK AT ME THE WAY THEY SHAMELESSLY LOOK AT HIM WITH PURE LUST IN THEIR EYES. I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO GET RID OF MY HIDEOUS FACE AND HAVE HIS LOOKS INSTEAD.

I felt this post in my heart, deeply

 

[muharremabi]

Just get a surgery theory. Good thread by the way

No surgery will make you Henry Cavill.

 

[Joelossus]

I don't watch normie media.

 

[Glokta]

I much prefer the looks of the more alien-looking Geralt from Witcher 1 compared to Chad Geralt from Witcher 3 and the Netflix adaptation.

I also prefer Witcher 1 to other entries in the series.

 

[W33bcel]

The show is actually sorta watchable if you played the games tho. They added a bunch of femitard bullshit and blacked a shitton of characters in a universe that had 0 black characters, but that was 100% expected from soyflix. Geralt himself is a bit more cucked than he is in the games, tho not full soy, and some of the witches are deffinitely more femitarded too.

If you can get past that it actually provides semi decent backstory for anyone who likes the games but does not want to read the books.

There is also some unintentionally hilarious shit showing the stupidity of foids like that "muh strong indepented wahmen" warrior queen in episode 1 having the dumbest battle strategy I have ever seen in fiction and getting completely shat on as a result of it.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Just get a surgery theory. Good thread by the way

 

[metabuxx]

I watch like 15 minutes of the first episode and all I saw were two strong whamins so I dropped it

Lots of stupid wahmin empowerment in shown. Every show is getting cucked

 

[BachusPL]

What if you have too much surgery to do before you can even be considered remotely attractive?

Lol just get all the surgeries you need bro

 

[metabuxx]

Just get a surgery theory. Good thread by the way

No looksmaxing surgery will help me look like him. Its LDAR for the rest of my life.
Thanks.

 

[BachusPL]

No looksmaxing surgery will help me look like him. Its LDAR for the rest of my life.
Thanks.

Well, Im sorry but thats weak. Surgery or death

 

[W33bcel]

I much prefer the looks of the more alien-looking Geralt from Witcher 1 compared to Chad Geralt from Witcher 3 and the Netflix adaptation.

I also prefer Witcher 1 to other entries in the series.

First game was basically a self insert chad fantasy tho since you could fuck like half the foids in the game, even completely random noname NPC village foids and get softcore porn cards for them. Fapped to that game more than once back in the day.

Gameplay wise there was A LOT of backtracking through the same shitty areas with the same shitty enemies, which got tedious. The combat system itself was a bit meh too compared to 2 and 3.

 

[Involuntarily]

If you wanted to rope you would have done it without making a virtue signalling thread or stopped before the first episode ending. Shit post OP.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

He doesn’t have hunter eyes lol

 

[modern_grendel]

A bit of lifefuel, apparently in the Superman movies, they shooped his package to make him look like he had a bigger dick

 

[Shigechi]

I never liked The Witcher. Played the third one and seemed to me a Chad simulator where incels self insert with shitty combat.

 

[GenGene]

'Netflix TV Series'
'produced by an American female'
not one millisecond

 

[grondilu]

I think part of the problem is modern audiovisual entertainment media.

Chad is seen everywhere. It used to be that humans lived in small communities. They saw a few hundred faces in their entire lives (the Dunbar number for humans is 150).

Now the world is the village, it has billions of inhabitants, and of course among those is superChad, and he gets tons of attention.

 

[LastGerman]

Yennefer hates men because she thinks that "men treat women like baby producing vessels".

And females treat men like working drones.

 

[stupid dream]

I don't watch normie

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

lol at watching normalcattle propaganda

 

[LastGerman]

They saw a few hundred faces in their entire lives (the Dunbar number for humans is 150).

Now the world is the village, and it has billions of inhabitants.

I would appreciate such life in a small community. No one is able to emasculate me anymore.

 

[Uglyme]

Have you seen Chris Hemsworth? All the foids at work get wet instantly just by mentioning his name.

 

[BlackWizard]

He doesn’t have hunter eyes lol

hunter eyes are overrated, it can make you look weird and creepy if it's not shaped in the right way

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Bluepillers: 115

Soy calvary is here.

 

[Carotel]

I like the show. Just don't like the raceswapping + triss has no red hair.
Need to watch second season to really say in what direction it will go.

I watch like 15 minutes of the first episode and all I saw were two strong whamins so I dropped it

I read the books ages ago, but I don't remember it being any different there either tbh.

 

[Tyrny]

This man is the Amog of his entire country, comparison will certainly be a thief of joy.

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

I don't watch normie media.

 

[metabuxx]

If you wanted to rope you would have done it without making a virtue signalling thread or stopped before the first episode ending. Shit post OP.

Sorry to disappoint you

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

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[andinocel]

I’m glad I found this out, I’m only 2 episodes in. The grrrl power wasn’t that obnoxious, and I was able to get past the stupidity of having a sizeable black population in a fucking medieval European setting, but after finding out this shit, I’m done

it is fucking Netflix after all. Jeez it’s worse than Lifetime for fucks sake

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

I’m glad I found this out, I’m only 2 episodes in. The grrrl power wasn’t that obnoxious, and I was able to get past the stupidity of having a sizeable black population in a fucking medieval European setting, but after finding out this shit, I’m done

Already doing that in season 1? Quit that show now.

The show will be jewed/feminized the way The Walking Dead, Game Of Thrones and many others were once they became popular.

 

[metabuxx]

(RAGEFUEL): Looks needed 2020:

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Ultimate suicidefuel

 

[Deleted member 21227]

Wait wait wait wait
The nigress I see in ads is Yennefer?
BRUH I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[andinocel]

Wait wait wait wait
The nigress I see in ads is Yennefer?
BRUH I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

the actress that plays Yennefer is a half curry, I believe (but the media calls her “English”)

 

[metabuxx]

the actress that plays Yennefer is a half curry, I believe (but the media calls her “English”)

Yep. Her father is a curry and her mother is English. Lifefuel for currycels.

 

[Deleted member 21227]

the actress that plays Yennefer is a half curry, I believe (but the media calls her “English”)

 

[metabuxx]

Bluepillers: 115

Soy calvary is here.

I guess they got mogged by Henry Cavill too

 

[FukFeminism]

I watch like 15 minutes of the first episode and all I saw were two strong whamins so I dropped it

I didn’t even try watching it for that very reason. Media is so cucked you can already guess whats going to be in there

 

[Damo the incel]

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Yea cause them men are gonna wanna fuck 300 lb landwhale leddit foids

 

[Blackpill Rage]

No surgery will make you Henry Cavill.

Just cope for genetic engineering bro.

 

[Ropemaxx]

brutal ngl. ye he looks like a fkn cartoon. is the show any good tho?

If you wanted to rope you would have done it without making a virtue signalling thread or stopped before the first episode ending. Shit post OP.

retard iq, he said he wanted to. not that he had the balls or will to do it. moron

(RAGEFUEL): Looks needed 2020:

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holy fuck

Wait wait wait wait
The nigress I see in ads is Yennefer?
BRUH I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

yennefer looks 100 times hotter in the game, fail

 

[ryhan]

Every time I saw Henry Cavill the last remaining bits of hope I had of ascending, escaped from my soul leaving behind a dull, lifeless body waiting to be roped. That gigachad mogs me to oblivion. Foids in the real world worship him like he is some Greek God and the same thing has been shown in the show. The female protaginist of 'The Witcher', Yennefer hates men because she thinks that "men treat women like baby producing vessels". But the moment she sees Henry Cavill all that hate vanishes and she ends up riding his dick to Krypton.

His muscular, virile physique, perfect jaw line and hunter eyes makes me wanna tear apart my face into pieces. Even if I had a billion dollars, foids won't love me like they love him. He has a receding hairline in reality but in the show he wears a white wig which leaves his face with zero flaws.

ITS NOT FAIR. ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR. FUCK THIS SUBHUMAN LIFE. NO FOID WILL LOOK AT ME THE WAY THEY SHAMELESSLY LOOK AT HIM WITH PURE LUST IN THEIR EYES. I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO GET RID OF MY HIDEOUS FACE AND HAVE HIS LOOKS INSTEAD.

Op stop your comparing human god to yourself how many cavills do you see running around how many holly wood actors who have fuck tonnes of make up are haloed to all fuck through media and race halo for being white how many of these people do you know ? their human gods your not compare yourself to higher tier normies

 

[Renegade]

Henry Cavill is giga Chad but it’s thanks to his lower third. He doesn’t have hunter eyes

 

[Deleted member 23656]

Then you would hate the game and books.

Geralt is a huge superhuman Chad who slays monsters at day and fucks billions of women at night

From street NPC to mages to princesses to goddesses. ALL want that BWC (big Witcher cock)

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

'Netflix TV Series'
'produced by an American female'
not one millisecond

 

[streetlyte]

(RAGEFUEL): Looks needed 2020:

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Further proof that lesbians are a meme