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Hypocrisy I was preyed on yesterday!

Emba

Emba

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Some old bastard acted all holy yesterday and was like...

"Are you OK?"

As I was struggling to catch my breath...

i said, "yeah I'm fine, just gotta catch my breath..."

he asked if he could pray for me, I said sure...

he comes over and mumbles about healing Jesus and says amen...

i say thanks bro. And he walks off all smug. ("I'm helping!")

Thoughts and preyers!

i hate people that are only nice because they think Jesus tells them to be! As if they can't do it on their own...
 
Some old bastard acted all holy yesterday and was like...

"Are you OK?"

As I was struggling to catch my breath...

i said, "yeah I'm fine, just gotta catch my breath..."

he asked if he could pray for me, I said sure...

he comes over and mumbles about healing Jesus and says amen...

i say thanks bro. And he walks off all smug. ("I'm helping!")

Thoughts and preyers!

i hate people that are only nice because they think Jesus tells them to be! As if they can't do it on their own...
DNR old man

im back
 
It's yet another reason to stay home!
 
Stay home BOYO!
 
Do christians ask permission to pray for someone and do it outloud after?
 

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