Emba
Jarjar Sphinx
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Some old bastard acted all holy yesterday and was like...
"Are you OK?"
As I was struggling to catch my breath...
i said, "yeah I'm fine, just gotta catch my breath..."
he asked if he could pray for me, I said sure...
he comes over and mumbles about healing Jesus and says amen...
i say thanks bro. And he walks off all smug. ("I'm helping!")
Thoughts and preyers!
i hate people that are only nice because they think Jesus tells them to be! As if they can't do it on their own...
"Are you OK?"
As I was struggling to catch my breath...
i said, "yeah I'm fine, just gotta catch my breath..."
he asked if he could pray for me, I said sure...
he comes over and mumbles about healing Jesus and says amen...
i say thanks bro. And he walks off all smug. ("I'm helping!")
Thoughts and preyers!
i hate people that are only nice because they think Jesus tells them to be! As if they can't do it on their own...