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Serious I was pretending to be max Payne in the park and a couple saw me

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This happened thirty minutes ago, It was peak sunset and I was jumping around like max Payne in the park. I was diving into my righ side and my then diving front first into the grass. I was pretending to shoot shit and grunting pretty loud as I dived and hit the ground and what not.

I looked Up and saw a couple thirty feet away staring at me, I quickly got up and ran into the bushes and left. Surprisingly I don’t feel any pain or anything, like I don’t even feel sore at all probably because I was doing it on the grass

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Max Payne is basically my only role model at this point
 
No Max Payne for your face
 
I would never do this
 
every day is max pain
 
You should have continued while staring at them
 

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