I was just informed that I will be jpining some retarded church service on saturday for 4 hours straight

[thisissparta420]

This shit annoys me I swear.

 

[ZtarvationArmy]

This shit annoys me I swear.

then don't go

 

[thisissparta420]

then don't go

My mum is gonna force me to go, she will guilt trip me and my dad might be violent with me if I don't go.

 

[ZtarvationArmy]

My mum is gonna force me to go, she will guilt trip me and my dad might be violent with me if I don't go.

Go but escape once you get there, wait by yourself for the entire time and rejoin just before it's time to leave

 

[CrackingYs]

My mum is gonna force me to go, she will guilt trip me and my dad might be violent with me if I don't go.

Tell her that going to chruch is just like believing in Santa, but for adults.

And if that doesn't work, tell her that the virgin Mary wasn't a virgin, everyone knows she had sex with a Roman soldier and just didn't want to admit it, and her lie got blown out of proportion.

 

[future&$]

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Lmao reminds me of this comment on a video about Discord grooming:

Bizarrely off-the-wall YT comment

 

[Roscomnadzor]

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I can't get over his PFP it's just so innocent, I can't take the guy seriously because of it

 

[GodspeedPeasant]

start faking an illness

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

shit on your mom's face

 

[Ricordanza]

I can't get over his PFP it's just so innocent, I can't take the guy seriously because of it

Tbh

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I can't get over his PFP it's just so innocent, I can't take the guy seriously because of it

Kitten halo effect

If you have a cute kitty pfp, you could literally just shoot someone in broad daylight and everyone will think you're innocent

 

[based_meme]

I swear, I read this as, "I will be Xi Jinping."

 

[thisissparta420]

I can't get over his PFP it's just so innocent, I can't take the guy seriously because of it

Lmao