RageFuel I was eating hot Cheetos and didn't wash my hands properly before jerking off. Now my dick hurts

[glowIntheDark]

I was laying on the bed eating a huge family pack of hot cheetos cherishing as they burn the back of my throat. I let my eyes tear up and smacked my lips as a good kind of burn spread around my mouth

I was watching something on HBO when the camera zoomed in on a random pair of tits .

Enough to get me horny

With my dick hard I impatiently wiped my Cheetos dust ridden fingers on the nearby blanket .

As I switched over to pornhub n jerked off the pain didn't hit at first

But after cooming as my adrenaline fuelled drugged state washed away the burn spread to all of my dick

 

[FakeFakecel]

 

[darkdungeon]

Lol

 

[jeetcel]

do what you do when your tongue gets burned from chilli - milk

pour some milk on your dick and see if it absorbs some of hotness

 

[glowIntheDark]

Same as the cock which have to be amputated

 

[glowIntheDark]

do what you do when your tongue gets burned from chilli - milk

pour some milk on your dick and see if it absorbs some of hotness

Milk on dick? What if bugs n shit get attracted to the smell

 

[jbwbeliever]

larp

 

[Epedaphic]

Do the same with cool ranch Doritos to cancel out the spicy powder

 

[jeetcel]

Milk on dick? What if bugs n shit get attracted to the smell

just wipe it later with tissues or napkin

 

[Incel TV]

I think you got this forum mixed up with your journal.

 

[glowIntheDark]

Do the same with cool ranch Doritos to cancel out the spicy powder

 

[glowIntheDark]

I think you got this forum mixed up with your journal.

it is my journal

 

[glowIntheDark]

larp

tf do I prove this nigga

 

[jbwbeliever]

tf do I prove this nigga

theres nothing bad about this not being true anyway tho ?

 

[glowIntheDark]

Then it will be COCKroach

 

[My Name Jeff]

F.U.E.L.