Guys, major update!
You're going to like this.
I'll transcribe and translate the whole thing, you'll enjoy it.
it was just a scam, basically. She whined about her fridge being empty, and asked for me to send her gift cards or something.
Meh, on second thought I don't think it's worth transcribing the whole thing, maybe just the last part.
Me: Tell me something. Don't you think the distance is an issue ? I mean Montpelier is far form my home.
Her: As far as I'm concerned, not at all. Otherwise I would not have contacted you. You ?
Me: Well, chatting on the web is pleasant and all, but it's soon going to become frustrating.
Her: For whom ?
Me: For me, to be honest. And frankly it is already. If we were living in the same city I would ask you to see you IRL.
Her: Yet you told me that you think there is no possibility of anything going on between us, so I don't see why it would be frustrating.
Me: That's true, you got me here.
Her: loll, you're funny, you know !
Me: If we were living in the same city, it might be possible that something happened.
Her: That's a pity!
Listen, can I ask you a favor
Me: Go ahead (at that time I was seeing her coming).
Her: Right now I have a small concern and I'd like to request your help, even if that's not something I do usually.
Me: What is the problem ? (I am completely convinced she's going to ask me money at that point)
Her: My fridge is completely empty right now, so I would like to have enough to get some food for a few days if you agree.
Me: that's awful (I'm playing along at that point)
Her: Yes.
Me: Did you not get any news from your job seeking ?
Her: Not at all, I'm still waiting.
Me: What is your income right now ?
Her: I was living from my savings, I have not worked ever since the beginning of the health crisis.
Me: Ah yes, I understand. I suppose many people are in such predicament because of this ridiculous lockdown.
Her: Exactly.
Me: What are you going to do ?
Her: I often work as a nanny, but right now my back is against the wall without any solution and that is why I turn to you and I hope you're not going to disappoint.
Me: Have you asked people you know ? Can't they help you ?
Her: No, you are my only hope (she literally said that)
Me: I wish I could offer you money, but the lockdown makes it impossible.
Her: what do you mean ?
Me: Well, I can't take the train.
Besides in France I am not allowed to give money to a woman (here I'm aluding to the law against prostitution).
Otherwise I assure you it would be with pleasure.
(here I was trying to hint that I would give her money if I was allowed to fuck her in exchange, but maybe that was too subtle)
Her: oh yes, but you know you could send me a PCS card (it's some kind of a gift card, if I understand correctly. In any case she didn't get my allusion).
Me: This lockdown really is horrible. It forces some women to try and exploit the sentimental misery of some men to take their money. That's nasty.
Her: Look how you see things, do you think I enjoy asking for help ?
Me: Oh there is no doubt in my mind that you don't enjoy doing this.
You can always work on the streets (common way in French to mean "work as a prostitute"),
after all it's legal for women, just not for men to buy their service.
Her: So tell me could you get the cards I asked you, try to understand me and put yourself in my shoes (apparently she didn't read my last message yet)
Me: Try begging in the streets. The government allows you three hours outside.
Her: Are you serious when you say that ?
Me: From me you won't get a penny.
Her: Thanks for your honesty.
Me: I suppose we're done, now ?
Her: And why ?
Me: Well because from now on, I'm going to assume that this was your first goal when contacting me : taking me some money.
I am sorry if I'm mistaken.
Her: Well you are completely wrong because if it were the case, I would have asked from the beginning.
Me: On the other hand that can explain why you didn't want to give me your phone number.
Her: I explained you why.
Me: You did, it's just wasn't very convincing.
Her: ok, well you can think whatever you want.
Me: If you really need money, you should really consider working the streets.
At least you can do that, it's not like men who must resort to mendicity.
Your clients would risk jail though, but I suppose you don't care about that.
No answer from that point onwards.
The photos she sent me :
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