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Story I Was Away for Yacht Week, it was Absolute HELL for Incels

ALifeWastedOnRot

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I’ve been absent for a week because I’ve been on a Mediterranean Yacht Week Trip. I booked this thing close to a year ago when I was a lot more redpilled than I am now and genuinely thought if I gymmaxxed and stylemaxxed throughout the year that I would be able to pick up a mid toilet (or even an ugly toilet). I was trying to pull off the whole Chad Bollywood style with the expensive white buttoned shit and aviator sunglasses with slicked back hair. My hope was quickly shattered within minutes of interacting with the others. I was even more Truecel on this trip than I am at home.

First thing I noticed is that it was filled with Chads and Stacy’s. Most here would probably call them HTNs or Chadlites because they weren’t in the very top eschlon, but they all gave off the popular highschooler aesthetic and firmly above average in attractiveness. There were zero obese toilets, which was going to be my backup if I couldn’t get a mid. Even the mids were few and far between and none wanted anything to do with me. I don’t want to write a book here, so I’ll just note all the hellish experiences that I had the displeasure of enduring over the week. I knew it was going to be bad the moment I arrived in the Munich airport for a layover, and I literally witnessed a German looking couple making out in the airport bar. She was on his lap, cucking the entire airport. In hindsight, that was foreshadowing for the rest of the trip.

>being especially tempted by all the toilets in bikinis, the lust hits so much different when you see them in person up close compared to pictures online. The desires and envy overloaded my brain but I was forbidden from acting on any of it because I’m ugly
>witnessing all the dramas and crushes unfold and being completely left out from all of it
>People were making out everywhere, during the yachts during the day, the clubs at night, it was a constant reminder of my Inceldom. I saw multiple times where people who clearly just met started making out and did it for minutes at a time. They were all at least 7/10+.
>Toilets were openly lookist. I witnessed during the club night a group behind us, some drunk toilet literally said “I don’t even know you’re name but you’re hot” and touched his chin and they made out right there.
>boat bedrooms were tiny and had a giant window over top, absolutely no privacy at all
>boat bathrooms at window overtop as well so no privacy, people could easily see you shitting and showering from above
>people saw me shitting and showering multiple times which made me really self conscious as I’m not used to that
>I saw people through the window too but in the reverse, I was the one humiliated. During a day party where all the boats were lined up and we could go on other peoples’ boats, I literally saw a Chad and Stacy fucking from the window. I wasn’t creeping it was just impossible to miss. I died a bit inside.
>Was accused of harassment by two toilets at the night clubs for the crime of dancing beside them and glancing at them. I’m lucky the skipper was right there and defended me because otherwise I’d have been banned instantly
>Skippers ended up putting me with the LGBTQ they/them because we were both the mega-loners. I was too embarrassed to talk to them so I just ignored them at the table while the Yacht group I was formally with stayed at their own and got Hookah and Bottle service
>Nobody wanted to talk to me about Ronald Reagan, Austrian Economics, Donald Trump, or Capitalism. I got drunk and low inhib and tried to start a conversation about those things but nobody wanted to join or had any interest.
>Was refused entry into a random patio place in a non-tourist area for no reason, probably combination of my looks and they assumed I Hindu

Overall literal 0/10 experience. I was completely humiliated and got nothing. I even blew my capital that I was using to wealthmax and I thought that it would be worth it for this but now I’m just even poorer and have nothing to show for JFL
 
First thing I noticed is that it was filled with Chads and Stacy’s. Most here would probably call them HTNs or Chadlites because they weren’t in the very top eschlon, but they all gave off the popular highschooler aesthetic and firmly above average in attractiveness. There were zero obese toilets, which was going to be my backup if I couldn’t get a mid. Even the mids were few and far between and none wanted anything to do with me. I don’t want to write a book here, so I’ll just note all the hellish experiences that I had the displeasure of enduring over the week. I knew it was going to be bad the moment I arrived in the Munich airport for a layover, and I literally witnessed a German looking couple making out in the airport bar. She was on his lap, cucking the entire airport. In hindsight, that was foreshadowing for the rest of the trip.

Absolutely brutal. Specially the airport part. How did you endure that? I would have most likely cried at the spot. @Grodd look at this.

>being especially tempted by all the toilets in bikinis, the lust hits so much different when you see them in person up close compared to pictures online. The desires and envy overloaded my brain but I was forbidden from acting on any of it because I’m ugly
>witnessing all the dramas and crushes unfold and being completely left out from all of it
>People were making out everywhere, during the yachts during the day, the clubs at night, it was a constant reminder of my Inceldom. I saw multiple times where people who clearly just met started making out and did it for minutes at a time. They were all at least 7/10+.
>Toilets were openly lookist. I witnessed during the club night a group behind us, some drunk toilet literally said “I don’t even know you’re name but you’re hot” and touched his chin and they made out right there.

Dude... Seriously, how did you endure this?

>people saw me shitting and showering multiple times which made me really self conscious as I’m not used to that

You should have piss bottlemaxxed. @Darth Aquarius
 
Arent you in college ?
Yes but I’m still working class. I work over the summer and plan to work a full time job after graduation. I cannot yet live on my capital.
 
So you were trapped in an week long cuckhold porn and payed for it?

Its funny how the closed thing we have to having sex is watching other people fuck
 
They’re all getting off with each other while we’re in the corner on skybet or the weather app. Yeah mate I hear you
 
You should have piss bottlemaxxed. @
Darth Aquarius
@Darth Aquarius
Yes, and I wouldn’t have to piss bottlemaxx if I was moneymaxxed and could afford to live in a big house which as a bathroom connected to my bedroom
 
anyway that's incredibly brutal, there's like a whole system to keep everyone in their place, the idea you can just have fun with strangers touching grass is ridiculous, everyone is made to know their place in the hierarchy at all times, no exception
 
Only a right winger could be delusional enough to think something like that was a good idea.
 
What did you expect on a yacht trip? Incels?

Anything that involves the ocean and yachts is infested with chads
 
What did you expect on a yacht trip? Incels?

Anything that involves the ocean and yachts is infested with chads
I thought when I took my shirt off and they saw I was gymmaxxed they might like me also I was more Redpilled when I booked the trip
 
Why? We’re not the one who is delusional enough to think socialism is a good idea

1. I’m not. Socialist, but you know that already.

2. You would have to be out of your mind to think you had a prayer against the chads who go to those things. It would have been far cheaper and easier to just hire an escort.
 
1. I’m not. Socialist, but you know that already.
You know you’re socialist because you admitted it. There’s direct quotes of you defending taxing and regulating industry
2. You would have to be out of your mind to think you had a prayer against the chads who go to those things. It would have been far cheaper and easier to just hire an escort.
Escorts are illegal, but you already know that
 
You know you’re socialist because you admitted it. There’s direct quotes of you defending taxing and regulating industry

Since I don’t want the government to control the means of production, I’m not a socialist. Liberalism and socialism are not the same thing.
Escorts are illegal, but you already know that

Not everywhere, you could have gone to Nevada or Holland and got one for a hell of a lot cheaper then that trip. And even where it is illegal it’s still relatively easy to find a safe independent escort.

But since you’re a dumb right winger you believe in the Just World Fallacy and think effort is rewarded.
 
Sounds miserable, did you even have internet connection on the trip?
 
Since I don’t want the government to control the means of production, I’m not a socialist. Liberalism and socialism are not the same thing.
Except you do, you support minimum wage laws, meaning the government is directly controlling how much my business is paying workers. They are controlling the operations of my buisness. Then when I make money, they take the proceeds via taxes and gives it to the disabled.
Not everywhere, you could have gone to Nevada or Holland and got one for a hell of a lot cheaper then that trip. And even where it is illegal it’s still relatively easy to find a safe independent escort.
Where it’s illegal there’s sting operations where they’ll arrest the buyers
But since you’re a dumb right winger you believe in the Just World Fallacy and think effort is rewarded.
You’re a leftist and therefore too stupid to take seriously on anything and believe that the world is a just place where all governments are good and everything they do is justified
 
Brutal I'd expect that someone high-income would have more foresight before booking. Did you go all by yourself, or with a friend? If you went with a friend I suppose it would make it somewhat better.
 
Brutal I'd expect that someone high-income would have more foresight before booking. Did you go all by yourself, or with a friend? If you went with a friend I suppose it would make it somewhat better.
I’m a member of the working class bro.
 
Oh shit were you the only curry? And everyone was white Chad/stacy?
I actually consider myself Aryan but they viewed me as a curry and kind of. Most were white but there was one Asian toilet, and two Arab guys but they were white passing like Zherka
 
I actually consider myself Aryan but they viewed me as a curry and kind of. Most were white but there was one Asian toilet, and two Arab guys but they were white passing like Zherka


Pretty wild. Curries are the lowest. I know that Jews go to these types of trips. They go on sailing Trips with other Jews and then they all have sex with each other. The Jews fuck and suck each other and even get married. Did you see any Jews? I believe Jews have their own Jew-only trips.
 
Pretty wild. Curries are the lowest. I know that Jews go to these types of trips. They go on sailing Trips with other Jews and then they all have sex with each other. The Jews fuck and suck each other and even get married. Did you see any Jews? I believe Jews have their own Jew-only trips.
If they were Jews I wouldn’t be able to tell
 
The pirates in max Payne 3 did nothing wrong
 
Sounds like hell man

I know that feeling all to well, best of luck
 
do you not have a bathroom?
I do have one but it’s near the living room. I just think it would be convenient to live in a bigger house with a mini fridge in my room for food and a bathroom right next to my room, so that I wouldn’t have to leave my room as much, especially when I feel like crap
 

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