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Serious I want to kick a guys ass

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There's this skinny goodlooking tallfag who makes fun of me. He has a cute blonde girlfriend. He made fun of me today for being a virgin even though I never even told him I was.

I told him I could kick his ass once and he acted like it was funny. I'm going to tell him he can fight me any time, and I'll discuss locations with him tommorrow. Only rule is no weapons.

I am going to fuck him up. I hope I can make him cry and struggle to breathe, I want him to have a concussion and be hospitalised for weeks, I hope I break his bones and give him brain damage or kill him. I want his face to be fucked up. I hope he can't stand afterward. I want him to leave in an ambulance.

I hate it when people belittle me. I hate when people don't see me as a physical threat other than in the retarded normie "he looks like a school shooter" "Jeffrey Dahmer" kind of way.

We're both ~120 lbs, he's 5'11, I'm 5'8
I've seen him lift weights, he's weak, I lifted more when I was 108 lbs.

Wish me luck.
 
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Lmao grown ass men standing at 120lbs gtfoh twig
Hes not gonna fight
 
Bring a weapon and get him good
 
Bring a weapon and get him good
That would defeat the purpose, I want him to know that I can physically overpower him.
 
Roidmaxx and gymmaxx and bulkmaxx then go kill someone with your barehands
 
Wrap around bandage hide a brassknucle under it. Clock him good, fuck his gf
 
This has already happened.
 
It doesn't matter if you win or lose. He can always file an assault charge and have his friends and gf make up witness stories
 
It doesn't matter if you win or lose. He can always file an assault charge and have his friends and gf make up witness stories
It's a lose lose situation for me because I'm ugy, my whole life is. I still want to fight him.
 
I told him I could kick his ass once
just lmao, start swinging pussy nigga less talking never tell someone ur gonna fight them, start swinging if ur down to fight, the moment he started shitting on u in ur face is when u start swinging if not stfu
 
just lmao, start swinging pussy nigga less talking never tell someone ur gonna fight them, start swinging if ur down to fight, the moment he started shitting on u in ur face is when u start swinging if not stfu
I will fight him but not that way. He'll still feel like he could've won afterward because he wasn't prepaired. I don't want to fight in public out of nowhere because then people might try to break up the fight too.
 
I will fight him but not that way. He'll still feel like he could've won afterward because he wasn't prepaired. I don't want to fight in public out of nowhere because then people might try to break up the fight too.
Good shit on you though bro for standing up against your enemies. It's gonna be hard though if he has a size advantage so try to think of a plan
 
It's pretty easy to trt legally. I don't recommend any young man to get on steroids though
It might be worth the health problems.
 
He'll bring his friends or have someone record it to get you arrested or screwed over in some way.
 
Dump sulfuric acid all over him. Every time he looks in the mirror he will remember you for the rest of his life (in Star Field)
 
We're both ~120 lbs, he's 5'11, I'm 5'8
So he had a big reach advantage I'll assume. Not looking good for you, but who knows. Hit him with a surprise sucker punch and you might win. I'm a 5ft subhuman, average 12yo kid would knock me the fuck out. So I just avoid conflict like the plague.
 
Did you win
There was no fight. I'm not angry at him anymore. I didn't challenge him.

Even in an agreed upon match I would get just as much negative social consequences if I won as I would if I lost. I would be that weird kid that beat up chad. His girlfriend would probably hate me and then all her female friends would probably too. I don't want to have a bad reputation with them because there's one cute one she's close with too. Maybe if I find a reason not to like her or any other of his gf's friends then I will fight him.

I don't know what I'd really gain from it. I sit next to him everyday, if I beat him up he'll probably just be pissed off at me all the time or have some weird problem with me and then his friends will.
 
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There's this skinny goodlooking tallfag who makes fun of me. He has a cute blonde girlfriend. He made fun of me today for being a virgin even though I never even told him I was.

I told him I could kick his ass once and he acted like it was funny. I'm going to tell him he can fight me any time, and I'll discuss locations with him tommorrow. Only rule is no weapons.

I am going to fuck him up. I hope I can make him cry and struggle to breathe, I want him to have a concussion and be hospitalised for weeks, I hope I break his bones and give him brain damage or kill him. I want his face to be fucked up. I hope he can't stand afterward. I want him to leave in an ambulance.

I hate it when people belittle me. I hate when people don't see me as a physical threat other than in the retarded normie "he looks like a school shooter" "Jeffrey Dahmer" kind of way.

We're both ~120 lbs, he's 5'11, I'm 5'8
I've seen him lift weights, he's weak, I lifted more when I was 108 lbs.

Wish me luck.
your probably stronger than him. try to make it look like self defense and kick his knees. Kicking his knees will bring the biggest chance of him falling on his head and get permanent brain damage. If he doesnt fall after you kick his knees than you could try to punch him again since he probably already lost a bit of balance
 
Less talky, more action
 
You would be wise to exercise some personal discretion in this matter and select a time and place which is ideal for ambushing him in a way which will ensure that no witnesses are around to potentially corroborate any allegations he might make against you. The best way to exact retribution for the sort of admittedly unpardonable public sleights which you have been made to endure is to target some personal property of the individual in question which he or she greatly values and which is easily accessible such as a vehicle that they may leave parked in their driveway or in some other public place. If you live in Michigan, PM me as I am 6'3 and musclemaxxed and am likewise highly skilled in the art of administering physical beatings on such deserving targets.
 
You would be wise to exercise some personal discretion in this matter and select a time and place which is ideal for ambushing him in a way which will ensure that no witnesses are around to potentially corroborate any allegations he might make against you. The best way to exact retribution for the sort of admittedly unpardonable public sleights which you have been made to endure is to target some personal property of the individual in question which he or she greatly values and which is easily accessible such as a vehicle that they may leave parked in their driveway or in some other public place. If you live in Michigan, PM me as I am 6'3 and musclemaxxed and am likewise highly skilled in the art of administering physical beatings on such deserving targets.
I don't actually want to kill him, I was just being dramatic. I do still kinda want to beat him up though I'm not as mad now as I was when I made the post. If I get that pissed off again, I'll take your advice into account.

I won't make another thread about the fight until after because I don't want to just talk about it if I don't end up actually doing it.
 
Less talky, more action
I won't make another thread about it until it actually happens. I'm not angry at him at the moment but next time I get pissed off about him, I will challenge him.
 
I don't actually want to kill him, I was just being dramatic. I do still kinda want to beat him up though I'm not as mad now as I was when I made the post. If I get that pissed off again, I'll take your advice into account.

I won't make another thread about the fight until after because I don't want to just talk about it if I don't end up actually doing it.
Whatever you do, just be careful not to give him any legal recourse to pursue you for criminal assault and battery or for civil damages which may arise out of any injuries he could conceivably sustain. That is why I would recommend that you implement a plan which enables you to act surreptitiously and with maximum caution but which still enables you to inflict lasting and meaningful harm upon the intended target.
 
Update us
I will if something actually happens.

There was no fight. I'm not angry at him anymore. I didn't challenge him.

Even in an agreed upon match I would get just as much negative social consequences if I won as I would if I lost. I would be that weird kid that beat up chad. His girlfriend would probably hate me and then all her female friends would probably too. I don't want to have a bad reputation with them because there's one cute one she's close with too. Maybe if I find a reason not to like her or any other of his gf's friends then I will fight him.

I don't know what I'd really gain from it. I sit next to him everyday, if I beat him up he'll probably just be pissed off at me all the time or have some weird problem with me and then his friends will.
 

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