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大家好 i want to go into escortcel. Any tips and advice?

Mycel

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Im 25 and frankly ive had enough bro. Please give me escortcel advice or tips you wish you knew with your first escort
 
Check reviews online, see if there's an escort agency in your city.
 
flimsycel said:
Check reviews online, see if there's an escort agency in your city.
Hey bro. Im from Sydney 
Plenty of escorts on backpages but no reviews
 
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Hey bro. Im from Sydney
Plenty of escorts on backpages but no reviews[/quote]
i wouldnt trust backpage. i got scammed from craigslist once and backpage is just as bad if not worse
 
Oder a half hour because if you bust early, it's usually over lol. Like you usually don't get to fuck her for 15 minutes and then, let's say, suck her tits for another 15 minutes after busting your nut. They just bounce.

Google the hoes number and look for a review on the erotic review. That means that the hoe is legit.

GFE means a blow jay with no condom.

Don't over pay, even a relatively hot foid should charge no more than 200 an hour. But she has to be really hot compared to most other foids. If she's asking for 400 or 500 she's trying to fuck you over.

Also, see my signature.
 
What's with the Japanese?
 
Get a Chinese girl
 
legal in Australia so you dont have much to worry about.. my friend flew to Bali from australia for a few hundred and said it was ridiculously awesome and cheap with hookers everywhere.. just do research or ask guys in your area what they do..

guys in the states have more to worry about because its illegal so have to worry bout cops and getting robbed...


Dekim said:
Get a Chinese girl

i agree chinese girls make the best hookers. they are always friendly and affectionate and i am really attracted to them
 
Check local agencies in your area on the web and also whoremonger rating sites.

Getting a whore for GFE (girlfriend experience) is a must for validationcels.

It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing. Godspeed, brah.
 
Incel801 said:
legal in Australia so you dont have much to worry about.. my friend flew to Bali from australia for a few hundred and said it was ridiculously awesome and cheap with hookers everywhere.. just do research or ask guys in your area what they do..
guys in the states have more to worry about because its illegal so have to worry bout cops and getting robbed...


Dekim said:
Get a Chinese girl
i agree chinese girls make the best hookers. they are always friendly and affectionate and i am really attracted to them


BlackPill47 said:
Check local agencies in your area on the web and also whoremonger rating sites.
Getting a whore for GFE (girlfriend experience) is a must for validationcels.
It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing. Godspeed, brah.
Dekim said:
Get a Chinese girl
I found these ones
http://sydney.backpage.com.au/FemaleEscorts/syd-no-1-⃣highest-class-5-⃣0-⃣0-⃣girl-m-wk-t-roster-b2b-real-photo-gfe-uni-girl-ol-model-dreamgirl-massage/35292932
http://sydney.backpage.com.au/FemaleEscorts/hi-sunny-korean-new-to-rhodes-independent-lovely-new-apa/53316543
http://sydney.backpage.com.au/FemaleEscorts/in-outcall-available-would-you-like-stunning-lady-riding-you/30533697

I need tips and advice on how to proceed. E.g. How do i conduct myself. What are my limits. Do i have to ask her beforehand everytime i want to try something e.g. Asking for kissing / GFE beforehand?
Has anyone did an asshole move like cum on her face as if it was a spur of the moment thing but you actually fully intended it? Etc?
 
get a sexdoll, femoid escorts probably have aids from all the chad cum
 
get a high class gfe escort for 2 hours if you are a virgin. Should be $500+/hr
 
Mycel said:
Hey bro. Im from Sydney 
Plenty of escorts on backpages but no reviews

go to legal brothel
 
Do the Japanese characters say "taskete" or however you write it in a Roman fashion?
 
Mycel said:

legal brothel = the whores are std checked regularly, more safer, better experience
 
What country you in bro?
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Do the Japanese characters say "taskete" or however you write it in a Roman fashion?

"hello everyone" in chinese
 
ghostcell said:
"hello everyone" in chinese

Ah, I see. I thought it said "Help me." as it made sense.
 

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