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Theory I want to be like Sportacus

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Of course he's Chad with good genes that is why he looks so cool. But maybe i can do it too as an incel. But idk how. My plan for now is just drink more water and do exercises. But still dunno how achieve perfect health and aura of kind strong guy.
 
Also i wanna have my feelings under coctrol. Being in high spirit and won't let something bad make me sad
 
Sporticus is also a massive perSOYnality mogger.
This is from his wiki page

The local hero of LazyTown, who modestly calls himself only a "slightly-above-average" hero. He, presumably, comes from an island in the North Sea like his predecessor, who has been only identified as "Number 9" in the series. He is highly athletic, as shown by his name, and does flips and jumps to do simple things such as brushing his teeth or preparing himself a sandwich. His only weaknesses are: not knowing how or when to relax and sugar, with the second causing him to suffer an exaggerated sugar crash, which he calls a Sugar Meltdown.

Sportacus is a very understanding and modest person. He knows what he is capable of and is always worried for everyone. He's always trying to help people when he feels it's needed. He doesn't hate anyone (including Robbie Rotten) and he wants to be friends with everyone (even Robbie!). He always sticks with the kids when they are playing or doing sports and he knows what they are capable of. He trusts them a lot, enough to give them responsibilities, knowing they are going to do them. He's not perfect, and has been saved by the kids on several occasions, but he never gives up and he always does his job
 
Just be sportacus theory
 
Since I was a toddler I was watching Lazy Town. I was a massive fan of sportacus since then. I was doing backflips since pre-school, jumping off roofs because I wanted to be like him. He is my favourite character of all time.
 
Sporticus is also a massive perSOYnality mogger.
This is from his wiki page
Yeah, i follow that personality too. But i'm weak and poor guy, so i can help only morally
Just be sportacus theory
But my objective is to become
Since I was a toddler I was watching Lazy Town. I was a massive fan of sportacus since then. I was doing backflips since pre-school, jumping off roofs because I wanted to be like him. He is my favourite character of all time.
Cool. I liked bad guys in childhood more. So i eas more on Robbie's side. Heroes seemed invincible and i couldnt't realte to them because of that
 
He mogs me to suicide.
 
It's admirable that he tried to push children to care about fitness and health from an early age. Too bad it didn't work with me.
 
Why it didn't work?
I just didn't care about it. I didn't even realize what the show was trying to do until I rewatched some scenes on YouTube some time ago.
 
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Literally giga chad and you can't even hate him because he's trying to make the world a better place.
 

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