I want to be dracula

[wgm24]

-Living alone in a giant castle
-Getting to eat people
-Turning into a bat
-Only awake at night
Feelsgood.jpg

 

[giribot]

@Lonelyus teach him

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

based



vampiremaxxing is based, and feeding on Romanians would reduce the amount of gyps

 

[Lonelyus]

@Lonelyus teach him

Nope

 

[bus27jihad]

If you become Dracula You won't be able to eat garlic anymore. It never began for garlicels.

 

[bus27jihad]

feeding on Romanians would reduce the amount of gyps

As a Romanian this made me kek

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

feeding on Romanians would reduce the amount of gyps

 

[wgm24]

based



vampiremaxxing is based, and feeding on Romanians would reduce the amount of gyps

Do Romanians taste good?

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Do Romanians taste good?

only one way to find out

but I am reliably informed that they make a massive fuss and act like pretentious, preachy shits when they're being killed. so eating them would probably be quite cathartic

cat

 

[weaselbomber]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7gbWKbXbQ