Based I want my last words to be jokes

[Deleted member 33054]

Let's say I'm about to die of something like cancer, bleeding out, etc. and someone gets to hear my last words before I die, I would want the last things that come out of my mouth to be jokes. The joke I will make depends on the situation I'm in.

For example, if I was married (betabux) and is about to die of cancer at a pretty young age, say, 36? I would lay in the hospital bed next to my roastie wife about the same age or younger as I am and I would tell jokes to her like: "Hey, If I die, can you find a man much more attractive than me on Tinder, then have sex with him on my grave where I was buried at?"



It would be pretty epic and I would be sent to heaven immediately.

 

[Meus]

 

[Deleted member 33054]

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[mNFwTJ3wz9]

When le joke get upvoterinos in reddit.

 

[Kamikaze]

Reality: no one will visit you. They will put you out back in the furtherst room, and someone will find that you died after taking your vitals on the next day.

 

[Deleted member 33054]

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When le joke get upvoterinos in reddit.

Reality: no one will visit you. They will put you out back in the furtherst room, and someone will find that you died after taking your vitals on the next day.

i wanna watch my wife get creampied

 

[Meus]

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When le joke get upvoterinos in reddit.

 

[OwlGod]

you'll be inflicted with a speech disorder and won't be able to say your last words

 

[Kamikaze]

i wanna watch my wife get creampied

 

[MarquisDeSade]

I want my last moments on this earth to be me cumming a load inside a woman's mouth.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

i wanna watch my wife get creampied

Here you go bro

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Colera]

I think it's fetish, not joke

 

[Deleted member 33054]

Here you go bro

Spoiler: NSFW

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oh goddddddddd
rem

you'll be inflicted with a speech disorder and won't be able to say your last words

i kinda have that already

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

oh goddddddddd
rem

who?

 

[Deleted member 33054]

who?

Hijole.

 

[Lookscel]

i wanna watch my wife get creampied

 

[Deleted member 33054]

Spoiler: NSFW keqing

 

[Lookscel]

Spoiler: NSFW keqing

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Can't click that at work

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Wtf that is the most soy joke I've ever heard, are you into cuckoldry?

 

[Deleted member 33054]

Can't click that at work

Hence, its called Not Safe For Work.

Wtf that is the most soy joke I've ever heard, are you into cuckoldry?

CUCKOLD PORN MEGATHREAD (NSFW ALLOWED)

iwant my wife to get creampied by someone else and ill let her have his kidssssssss

 

[remincel]

who?

Everyone asks "who is Rem?" but nobody asks "why is Rem?"

 

[Deleted member 33054]

Everyone asks "who is Rem?" but nobody asks "why is Rem?"

imagine consoomed by archbishop of gluttony

 

[remincel]

imagine consoomed by archbishop of gluttony

Imagine losing to to a 5'0 manlet who looks like a fucking chain chomp.

 

[Deleted member 36910]