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Serious I want a zombie apocalypse to happen

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A zombie apocalypse would be the perfect time for incels to shine. Have you guys ever seen Zombieland? When the loser gets the Stacy? If a zombie apocalypse happened, alot of people that I dislike would probably get killed. Especially people who have bullied me. I would survive easily. I live in a safe area and even if I got attacked by a zombie, I would be able to fight back thanks to martialartsmaxxing.

What do you guys think?
 
I just wish I had superpowers
 
i just want to gas jews
 
No good looks are sign of good health if there is a disease turning people into zombies most of them are going to be inkwells :feelsohgod:
 
You would not survive for even a second, jfl @ fighting zombies close range when even a scratch would infect and kill you. Not to mention the fact it has to infect most of the people on earth for it to be an apocalypse and only those who are immune (With the right genes!) will survive the first wave of infection
 
if there was a zombie apocalypse, your ass is NOT banging Emma stone or Lauren Cohan.
 
If the zombie apocalypse happened, I doubt it would be a comedic fairly tale happy ending story like Zombieland. It will be more like the Romero zombie flicks. A depressing, shithole existence where other humans are trying to kill you. What happens when you run out of supplies in your safe area? You'd have to move eventually to survive. How safe is it? Is it fortified? How is martial arts gonna protect against other humans who have guns? Looters would eventually flock to the few good places left and try to shoot you for your stuff.
 
Zombies don't exist. Zombie is a Haitian word for someone enslaved by getting him addicted to drugs. Hollywood lied to you. Again.
I just wish I had superpowers
Blue Fire GIF by Xbox
 
I would like a zombie apocalypse as it would be kinda comfy
 
You already made this same thread in July.

 
thats the dream, i would rapemaxx in walking dead season 3
 
You already made this same thread in July.

wut is he a retard
 
You would not survive for even a second, jfl @ fighting zombies close range when even a scratch would infect and kill you. Not to mention the fact it has to infect most of the people on earth for it to be an apocalypse and only those who are immune (With the right genes!) will survive the first wave of infection
tbh, but if you live in mountains you will survive.
 
A zombie apocalypse would be cool, would you prefer fast moving zombies or the classic slow zombies?
 
A zombie apocalypse would be the perfect time for incels to shine. Have you guys ever seen Zombieland? When the loser gets the Stacy? If a zombie apocalypse happened, alot of people that I dislike would probably get killed. Especially people who have bullied me. I would survive easily. I live in a safe area and even if I got attacked by a zombie, I would be able to fight back thanks to martialartsmaxxing.

What do you guys think?
I would l fuck a zombie foid but id be scared she bites my dickoff
 
You must be blind

If you don't know they are

everywhere already...
 
No amount of hoping everything burns to the ground will save you nor me nor anybody here, truth is it will collapse but way after our time. It will be a slow death like it has been for the past century, you are just along for the ride
 
Your dumb ass martial arts will not survive a zombie apocalypse. You'll need firearms if you truly want to survive.
You can't carry enough ammo to survive a zombie apocalypse, and shooting a zombie isn't easy unless you're using a shotgun. A sword is a better weapon against zombies.
 
This would be a dream come true I've always loved zombie games and movies.
 
The world would still suck just in a new interesting way lol, at least I may be able to make friends and possibly even ascend with a foid by murdering a bunch of zombies :feelsBox:
 

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