Serious I want a zombie apocalypse to happen

[Aspergcel]

If a zombie apocalypse happened, there is a good chance that most Chad’s and Stacy’s would die. I’d be happy if my oneitis got killed as well, because then nobody else would get her. I would survive though. My house isn’t that easy to access. And I also have a bunker. Before the apocalypse, I would stack up on canned foods and water so I would last long. But if I somehow did get attacked by zombies, I would be able to defend myself because of martialartsmaxxing.

 

[Luzifer]

@Aspergcel u are cool

 

[EnglishCel]

Cool.

 

[Cuckoja]

My house isn’t that easy to access. And I also have a bunker.

Gigabased. Normies would be a bigger threat to us than zombies, they are naturally nt and would gangup and plunder, rob and kill others for resources under moral pretext of having to feed their wives and kids.

 

[IceStorm]

There is quite a higher than expected probability of it happening

 

[Asgard]

I think zombie apocalypse is highly unlikely. Become a chemist or biologist and try to make an apocalypse scenario.

Take profit of your IQ by creating what you desire: the end of the world.

 

[Berith]

You would be killed by Post-Apocaliptic leather jacket Chad.

 

[Med Anime]

if a zoombie apocalypse will happen and i get lucky to survive and hide in my house without no one then maybe i could find some female survivor and since there's no other men to compete with, she will consider me her new boyfriend.
we can also live in the mountains and have kids together and the living deads won't be able to attack us.

 

[Asgard]

You would be killed by Post-Apocaliptic leather jacket Chad.

 

[Asgard]

if a zoombie apocalypse will happen and i get lucky to survive and hide in my house without no one then maybe i could find some female survivor and since there's no other men to compete with, she will consider me her new boyfriend.
we can also live in the mountains and have kids together and the living deads won't be able to attack us.

I would attack you with my slaves. I'd use a SVBIED first, targeting your cabin.

 

[Asgard]

Cool.

 

[Med Anime]

I would attack you with my slaves.

cope, i will wear a leather jacket and carry a crossbow and become the last survivor of the apocalyptique world

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

You will need to communicate and organise effectively in the aftermath of the initial chaos. The period where groups and gangs form. Judging by your name, you are autistic, so you will die at this stage due to weird autistic behaviour. You would become a weakness and be executed by, as @Berith said, a leather jacket chad. Unless you ride completely alone like Daryl Dixon did for some time.

 

[Asgard]

leather jacket chad.

He could become Eugene.

 

[Asgard]

@Aspergcel Become Eugene if you encounter the Chad leader.

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

He could become Eugene.

jfl

 

[Cletus Longthing]

If a zombie apocalypse happened, there is a good chance that most Chad’s and Stacy’s would die. I’d be happy if my oneitis got killed as well, because then nobody else would get her. I would survive though. My house isn’t that easy to access. And I also have a bunker. Before the apocalypse, I would stack up on canned foods and water so I would last long. But if I somehow did get attacked by zombies, I would be able to defend myself because of martialartsmaxxing.

Id enjoy some zombie pussy (without consent)(IN DYING LIGHT)