Venting I want a Toilet to Suck on my Penis

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

This is why I hate toilets. I never hated them before, I never thought I was better, I never disliked them, I just wanted one to put her mouth on my penis and show me love. I would love them back if they just gave me this simple pleasure that I want so bad. Imagine desiring something more than anything in the world and being denied it.

 

[zd60]

don't we all?

 

[theanty]

@Geno

 

[Deportedcel]

This is why I hate toilets. I never hated them before, I never thought I was better, I never disliked them, I just wanted one to put her mouth on my penis and show me love. I would love them back if they just gave me this simple pleasure that I want so bad. Imagine desiring something more than anything in the world and being denied it.

Who doesn’t?

 

[Geno]

 

[lnceI]

I cant breed

 

[DarkStar]

I want one to lick my shaft before she actually sucks it

 

[Xul]

don't we all?

 

[FastBlast]

You can make it happen for a hundred bucks (depends on where you live) and a little low inhib escortmaxxing

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

You can make it happen for a hundred bucks (depends on where you live) and a little low inhib escortmaxxing

It’s illegal where I live

 

[superpsycho]

same but that will never happen

also getting your dick sucked is extremely risky

 

[The Chronicle]

We all do but it'll never happen.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

same but that will never happen

also getting your dick sucked is extremely risky

No its not

 

[FuckYou]

also getting your dick sucked is extremely risky

Why?

 

[superpsycho]

No its not

Why?

over if she accidentally bites down on that shit

but it’s not like i have to ever worry about that anyway

 

[FastBlast]

It’s illegal where I live

So is speeding, but I bet you do it anyway. Going anything above the speed limit (even just 1 mph) is technically illegal

Also:

>he follows da law

 

[FuckYou]

over if she accidentally bites down on that shit

That’s extremely unlikely though

but it’s not like i have to ever worry about that anyway

Virginity rocks! (I hate being alive.)