Experiment I want a pretty girl to give me a kiss. Rate these plans I came up with.

[SmugMohito]

Option A: Just ask bro.

Option B: Pretend to get in a loud fight with somebody on the phone. A fight that the people surrounding me can't ignore. When the girl inevitably ask what's wrong I tell her that somebody is making fun of me for being kissless. I'm gonna pretend to grovel like I can't live any longer. She's either gonna have to fall into my web or look like a cruel bitch that just doomed somebody to suicide.

Option C: Walk up to a girl and I'll pretend like I'm having some kind of allergic reaction. I'm gonna tell her that she needs to feed me the pills (This is a work in progress because I don't know any useless pills I can safely have) mouth to mouth

Option D: Similar to option B, I'll find the nearest pretty girl in front of a tree (I have rope) and I'll pretend I'm calling someone and telling them I'm gonna kill myself if I don't find love.

Option E: Kiss and run.

Bonus option: Mistletoe. When it gets closer to Christmas I'll walk up to a girl with a mistletoe. Or perhaps hire someone to "accidentally" drop it in the proximity of me and a pretty girl I'm standing next to.

 

[RopeMaXXer]

If you don't want to embarrass yourself don't try any of those.
You're evidently heavily autistic

 

[InsanityIsThisWorld]

None of those over ones will work for a incel. You would have to kiss and run. Thats pretty dangerous to do in #metoo era of all this tho.

 

[DecayGuy]

A condition where the only cure is being fed pills mouth to mouth. I can see nothing going wrong with this plan.

 

[SmugMohito]

Well if I'm gonna be kissing and running I'm gonna have to do it in a ninja suit so they can't identify my face. As soon as I get my fill I'll burn the costume.

 

[shibo]

Well if I'm gonna be kissing and running I'm gonna have to do it in a ninja suit so they can't identify my face. As soon as I get my fill I'll burn the costume.

your gonna kiss a girl in a ninja suit then run away? lol

 

[ihaveno1]

E for sure, nothing else will realistically work

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

JFL at this thread.

 

[SmugMohito]

your gonna kiss a girl in a ninja suit then run away? lol

Yes. I've been thinking about this for years now. I've been practicing those ninja moves too.

 

[Insomniac]

None of these will work for an ugly male. It is over.

 

[N4L8]

Why does all your plans involve pretending to talk on the phone?

 

[SmugMohito]

Why does all your plans involve pretending to talk on the phone?

I can't just keep groaning and moaning expecting someone to pay attention to me. It's visibly desperate.

 

[iblamemyself]

I think you will attain the best results with option E, but you have to prepare yourself, physically. You better fucking run fast

 

[Mainländer]

Option "E" is the only one that will probably work, but that's technically rape, at least in Brazil's legislation. Not sure where you live, but it's surely illegal.

Do you know what really sucks? The fact I can't offer some money to a JB for a kiss. Those girls have ALL already kissed. This is a non-coercive offer. And it's not even sex, just an innocent kiss.

I would pay WAY MORE money to kiss a 14 yo blonde cute virgin girl than to fuck some used-up escort.

The worst of all is that since the AoC is 14 here, a Chad my age can kiss a girl like that and nothing happens. In fact, in practice he can kiss even younger girls since no one would report a gl and young-looking guy for doing that.

It's terribly unjust. If I paid like 300 bucks to kiss a JB, both of us would benefit from that transaction. We would both walk away from it happier than before. Absolutely no harm done.

 

[BKFL]

B or D to avoid getting #MeToo’d, but E has the best chance.

 

[Cuyen]

Option A: Just ask bro.

Option B: Pretend to get in a loud fight with somebody on the phone. A fight that the people surrounding me can't ignore. When the girl inevitably ask what's wrong I tell her that somebody is making fun of me for being kissless. I'm gonna pretend to grovel like I can't live any longer. She's either gonna have to fall into my web or look like a cruel bitch that just doomed somebody to suicide.

.

This so cucked

 

[Deleted member 14577]

E is the most effective but a bit risky

 

[Deleted member 15737]

You have to crawl before you can walk. How is your hug game? How many hugs have you got? None? I’d try hugging random foids before going straight to kissing.

 

[Skindiana Bones]

Bonus option and act like it was a social experiment for a video

 

[SmugMohito]

How is your hug game?

I got one genuine hug in first grade and I sneaked a few hugs on Halloween in 4th hence the ninja costume.

 

[Father_Gascoigne]

None of those over ones will work for a incel. You would have to kiss and run. Thats pretty dangerous to do in #metoo era of all this tho.

he gets it

 

[iblamemyself]

Bonus option and act like it was a social experiment for a video

"It was just a prank, bro!"

 

[Deleted member 677]

E is the only non-retarded method.

 

[SmugMohito]

E is the only non-retarded method.

I think they're all thought out plans that could work. Kissing and running seems kind of dangerous but worth it.

 

[The_Unknown]

Option E boyo

 

[MartyLaBrebis]

I'm curious about this pill develiry technique of mouth to mouth tho.

 

[SmugMohito]

I'm curious about this pill develiry technique of mouth to mouth tho.

I get some useless pills and I pretend to have some kind of meltdown near a qt. Before I collapse on the ground I tell her she has to feed it to me mouth to mouth. That way, I get a tongue kiss.

 

[AncapFAG]

Option A: Just ask bro.

Option B: Pretend to get in a loud fight with somebody on the phone. A fight that the people surrounding me can't ignore. When the girl inevitably ask what's wrong I tell her that somebody is making fun of me for being kissless. I'm gonna pretend to grovel like I can't live any longer. She's either gonna have to fall into my web or look like a cruel bitch that just doomed somebody to suicide.

Option C: Walk up to a girl and I'll pretend like I'm having some kind of allergic reaction. I'm gonna tell her that she needs to feed me the pills (This is a work in progress because I don't know any useless pills I can safely have) mouth to mouth

Option D: Similar to option B, I'll find the nearest pretty girl in front of a tree (I have rope) and I'll pretend I'm calling someone and telling them I'm gonna kill myself if I don't find love.

Option E: Kiss and run.

Bonus option: Mistletoe. When it gets closer to Christmas I'll walk up to a girl with a mistletoe. Or perhaps hire someone to "accidentally" drop it in the proximity of me and a pretty girl I'm standing next to.

You are so cuck boyo

 

[SmugMohito]

You are so cuck boyo

There's nothing cuck about this.

 

[AncapFAG]

There's nothing cuck about this.

You write bullshit like extrovert normie, fuck you and kill your self

 

[SmugMohito]

You write bullshit like extrovert normie, fuck you and kill your self

Again, there is nothing normie about this you damn newfag.

 

[ColdPillow]

Lmao if you do option D they’ll just stare at your subhuman ass until you’re actually pressured to rope.

Go with E

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Be a kissist, not a rapist.

 

[AncapFAG]

Again, there is nothing normie about this you damn newfag.

You're in a shitty incel forum and I read bullshit on kissing strangers on the street, you're retarded chad.

 

[RopeShow]

This is some military grade autism right here bois

 

[SmugMohito]

You're in a shitty incel forum and I read bullshit on kissing strangers on the street, you're retarded chad.

Wanting to kiss a girl has nothing to do with being a chad you filthy mingy mutt.

 

[AncapFAG]

Wanting to kiss a girl has nothing to do with being a chad you filthy mingy mutt.

Fucking pua REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Deleted member 6657]

Practice your sprinting and endurance and get familiar with an area so you know where to run. Kiss and run is alpha af tbh

 

[Reprobus]

Practice your sprinting and endurance and get familiar with an area so you know where to run. Kiss and run is alpha af tbh

Word nigga

 

[Anonymous MG]

These plans sound a bit cartoonish, but I'd say that option E is the most viable strategy out of all of them. Just ensure it barely sees your face and keep the kiss short enough to make a dash with minimal resistance, preferably around 0.5 seconds.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Option B is the best if you low inhib maXx.

It's honestly the most subtle (option A has literally 10% chance to work (even less if you're sub 5) and D is too easy to decipher as bullshit) and the less less risky one (jfl at the rape allegations you'll get if you even try C or E).

The bonus option is complexe to make up, and foids don't like to get mistletoed by non Chads they didn't choose anyway.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Well if I'm gonna be kissing and running I'm gonna have to do it in a ninja suit so they can't identify my face. As soon as I get my fill I'll burn the costume.

Low inhib alpha male

 

[Mik_TFL]

just pay for it tbh...

 

[SmugMohito]

just pay for it tbh...

Now THAT'S cuck shit.
>51 guest

I really did it this time fellas.

 

[KingOfRome]

E for sure.

Or if you're ballsy, A a whole bunch of times, preferably to drunk groups. One will probably get dared to kiss you and she might do it out of peer pressure. You'l get rejected the vast majority of the time though so this would be time consuming, but it's good if you don't want to risk sexual assault charges with E.

 

[Mik_TFL]

Now THAT'S cuck shit.

What's so cucked about it? it is capitalism 101. And arguing that chad would get it for free is a moot point, because you are an incel, so she wouldn't enjoy kissing you, like she would chad, so another form of value needs to be provided for an exchange to occur.

 

[SmugMohito]

What's so cucked about it? it is capitalism 101. And arguing that chad would get it for free is a moot point, because you are an incel, so she wouldn't enjoy kissing you, like she would chad, so another form of value needs to be provided for an exchange to occur.

If I wanted to pay for contact I would just get a prostitute.

 

[Mik_TFL]

If I wanted to pay for contact I would just get a prostitute.

That's exactly what I'm saying, find a cute one and buy a kiss

 

[Michael15651]

Bonus option: Mistletoe. When it gets closer to Christmas I'll walk up to a girl with a mistletoe. Or perhaps hire someone to "accidentally" drop it in the proximity of me and a pretty girl I'm standing next to.

After kissing her make an "oopsie!" and make a run for it before you get MeToo'd

 

[Actually Autistic]

I reccomend E but I reccomend to train like a motherfucker to get your running speed up, possibly learn some parkour also. You need to outrun any white knight MMA fighter who might chace you down