Based I Want A Girlfriend For Christmas

[Sans]

I want a girlfriend for Christmas, now and forevermore.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be lonely anymore.
She should be 18-22.
And she ought to be Boyfriend-Free too.
Why do all the Jerks get all the pretty girls,
Leaving me with none to choose from.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

ought to be Boyfriend-Free too.

reminds me of chris chan lol, good poem

 

[NoMoreHope]

View: https://youtu.be/6azwhe8xhVI


This you OP?

 

[runforrest]

 

[NoMoreHope]

Is your mom boyfriend-free?

 

[Waco]

TELL ME WHY IM STUCK AS VIRGIN WITH RAGE
TELL ME WHY I STILL NEED A CUTE GIRL MY AGE

 

[cripplecel]

I WAS with my only friends Curry friends when visiting curryland. HE has kept VODKA BOTTLE In the drawer I am drunk from too many vodka shots and he is.FUCKING mogs ME and has GF and went on a video call with GF, suicide fuels for me I am KHHV LOSER FUCK

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

TELL ME WHY IM STUCK AS VIRGIN WITH RAGE
TELL ME WHY I STILL NEED A CUTE GIRL MY AGE

 

[Chingaquedito]

I want a girlfriend for Christmas

 

[Literal_Midgetcel]

 

[Sans]

reminds me of chris chan lol, good poem

i just copied and pasted it from Chris Chan

View: https://youtu.be/6azwhe8xhVI


This you OP?

unfortunately no (or maybe fortunately, considering recent developments)

TELL ME WHY IM STUCK AS VIRGIN WITH RAGE
TELL ME WHY I STILL NEED A CUTE GIRL MY AGE

TELL ME WHY I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

 

[Michael W. Ford]

I want a girlfriend for Christmas, now and forevermore.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be lonely anymore.
She should be 18-22.
And she ought to be Boyfriend-Free too.
Why do all the Jerks get all the pretty girls,
Leaving me with none to choose from.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.

So mote it be

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

 

[Inceldia]

Write a letter to Santa asking him for a kind, young, pretty virgin gf.

 

[Glerforpus]

Is your mom boyfriend-free?

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Dogs already beat you to it.