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Brutal I want a friendship group like I see on sitcoms

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Yes, yes, I know sitcoms are fictional but let's not pretend most normies don't have a group of friends like you see on sitcoms such as How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory or even The Inbetweeners JFL.

Imagine how EPIC it would be to have like 4 friends in your phone that you could just call to hang out with, often even hanging out all as one group. Having that banter, supporting each other, going places, doing things, etc.

Obviously this would not be a substitute for a girlfriend by any means but it would defo be lifefuel to have such a friend group. I have no friends now, used to have 2 friends but never a proper friend group.

Anyone else relate?
 
FFS I should have worded title better to say "group of friends" rather than "friendship group" but whatever, same shit.
 
Yeah, very much. Life was meant to be a co-op game.
it’s hard being alone.

Even posting on this forum lifts my mood alot even tho its all digital pixels with no irl impact
 
Friends just mock you, abuse you, use you and then abandon you before they're even done draining you dry.
 
Yeah, very much. Life was meant to be a co-op game.
it’s hard being alone.

Even posting on this forum lifts my mood alot even tho its all digital pixels with no irl impact
It's honestly so brutal.
 
Same , I also wish to have some friends in real life with whom I could talk with.
 
The last time I had this was in elementary school, unfortunately, we were all broke-ass kid w no phones whose homes were 10 km away. forced to end friendship after finish elem
 
Friends are useless unless you are htn+
 
I need a friends with benefits
 
Yes, yes, I know sitcoms are fictional but let's not pretend most normies don't have a group of friends like you see on sitcoms such as How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory or even The Inbetweeners JFL.
I relate but I don't believe this is true. I surprising amount of people are working, going home and maybe having a solo hobby or something. Many people have no group whatsoever (especially after age 21) unless they managed to start a family which is dwindling number of people
 
Never had that
 
I would need to be NT to enjoy a friendship group. I can't do banter especially when normies are all shouting over one another.
 
The TV brainwashed everyone, friends like in series don't exist
 
Yes, yes, I know sitcoms are fictional but let's not pretend most normies don't have a group of friends like you see on sitcoms such as How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory or even The Inbetweeners JFL.

Imagine how EPIC it would be to have like 4 friends in your phone that you could just call to hang out with, often even hanging out all as one group. Having that banter, supporting each other, going places, doing things, etc.

Obviously this would not be a substitute for a girlfriend by any means but it would defo be lifefuel to have such a friend group. I have no friends now, used to have 2 friends but never a proper friend group.

Anyone else relate?
In my experience friends just leave you after a while and forget you existed. Everybody moves on, moves hundreds of miles/km away, finds cooler people than you, gets a girlfriend and forgets you, etc. Normies are always on the go and on the move and always meeting new people. You're just temporary entertainment for them in this phase of their life.
 
Anyone else relate?
i legit only have 1 irl friend but we haven't been hanging out as much because hes been doing hella overtime for his japan trip.
but pretty much my whole life ive just wanted the life ive seen other people lead. my brother has a wonderful life, my cousin, fuck even my dog gets more bitches.... fucking brutal
 
The last time I had this was in elementary school, unfortunately, we were all broke-ass kid w no phones whose homes were 10 km away. forced to end friendship after finish elem
I had a very good friend in primary school, haven't seen him since I moved schools at the age of 9 or 10. I tried tracing him a few years ago but, as he had a common name, there were loads of results.

Maybe I need to write to everyone with that name in Londonistan but even then he could have easily left the city (white flight). Gonna need a lot of 2nd class stamps! Hahahaha
 
Yes, yes, I know sitcoms are fictional but let's not pretend most normies don't have a group of friends like you see on sitcoms such as How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory or even The Inbetweeners JFL.

Imagine how EPIC it would be to have like 4 friends in your phone that you could just call to hang out with, often even hanging out all as one group. Having that banter, supporting each other, going places, doing things, etc.

Obviously this would not be a substitute for a girlfriend by any means but it would defo be lifefuel to have such a friend group. I have no friends now, used to have 2 friends but never a proper friend group.

Anyone else relate?

 
finds cooler people than you, gets a girlfriend and forgets you, etc.

This exact things has happened to me. I remember how I've tried to reconnect with him and how he literally told me that I was boring and uncool and had no friends while he was playing basketball with one of his friends.

He'd hang out with me one time out of pity, I guess.
The second time he left me on read basically, forever.

Never showed up and that was it.
 
Yes, yes, I know sitcoms are fictional but let's not pretend most normies don't have a group of friends like you see on sitcoms such as How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory or even The Inbetweeners JFL.

Imagine how EPIC it would be to have like 4 friends in your phone that you could just call to hang out with, often even hanging out all as one group. Having that banter, supporting each other, going places, doing things, etc.

Obviously this would not be a substitute for a girlfriend by any means but it would defo be lifefuel to have such a friend group. I have no friends now, used to have 2 friends but never a proper friend group.

Anyone else relate?
they don't exist even the writers of the show were lonely so they made friends via fiction
 
they don't exist even the writers of the show were lonely so they made friends via fiction
But I've seen groups like that in pubs
 
In my experience friends just leave you after a while and forget you existed. Everybody moves on, moves hundreds of miles/km away, finds cooler people than you, gets a girlfriend and forgets you, etc. Normies are always on the go and on the move and always meeting new people. You're just temporary entertainment for them in this phase of their life.
Literally my experience after college
 
I think about this all the time, and even some of my family members have friends group that seem like this. it's bad enough knowing a foid will never stand to look at me, nevermind fuck me, or love me, but why can't I just have a solid group of friends at least? I have no one. it's brutal.
 
Literally my experience after college
Yeah and this is why I'm glad I made zero friends in 4 years of college (I even lived on campus in dorms all 4 years and ate in the dorm dining hall every day, by myself of course).
 
Yeah and this is why I'm glad I made zero friends in 4 years of college (I even lived on campus in dorms all 4 years and ate in the dorm dining hall every day, by myself of course).
Brutal... I had some friends but none of them talk to me and I can't relate to them outside of college stuff
 
But I've seen groups like that in pubs
they exist don't get me wrong not like tv

obvs Friends exist but you don't know the nature of that relationship

imo go out to more social events imo thanks to Church it's the only reason I have close friends
 
.

Even posting on this forum lifts my mood alot even tho its all digital pixels with no irl impact
it’s crazy how much pixels on a screen do. It doesn’t make sense but it works
 
I think about this all the time, and even some of my family members have friends group that seem like this. it's bad enough knowing a foid will never stand to look at me, nevermind fuck me, or love me, but why can't I just have a solid group of friends at least? I have no one. it's brutal.
 
imo go out to more social events imo thanks to Church it's the only reason I have close friends
I attend church and the people there are nice but haven't made any friends yet due to autism.
 
Friends are cope. They don't really exist atleast as the definition soyciety describe them.

I could articulate more but i feel like water is kinda wet...
 
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I attend church and the people there are nice but haven't made any friends yet due to autism.
True it can be like that it takes time

I have to IQ mog with theology for them to be friends with me rather than Looks which is brutal
 
Yeah, very much. Life was meant to be a co-op game.
it’s hard being alone.

Even posting on this forum lifts my mood alot even tho its all digital pixels with no irl impact
Hello. Are you fellow curry baba saar?
 
I wish I had one too :feelsbadman:
 

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