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I want a cute, female police officer to sit on my face

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I imagine it like this: She rings at my door bells and wants to search my apartment because im suspected to be involved in criminal activities. She searches through my rooms and suddenly i slip on the ground and land on my back. The shy female police officer gets scared by the sound and also accidentally slips and her ass lands directly on my face. She starts blushing and apologizing and tries to get off, but she is too clumsy and just cant get up. I eventually tell her its okay and she can stay there. She slowly starts to get more confident and starts grinding her soft buttcheeks on my face and tells me that im a dirty and naughty criminal. With every second passing, she gests more and more horny until she cant bear it anymore. She gets off my face, demands me to get rid of my pants and then undresses herself. I then sit down as she starts riding me aggressively. After a while, i finally coom deeply inside her, as she collapses on me:feelsohh::ahegao:
 
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Yeah but then she arrests you for posting incel stuff online
 
I got a hardon imagining this tbh. But that's a weeb fantasy ngl.
 
I got a hardon imagining this tbh. But that's a weeb fantasy ngl.
Imagine her cute, high pitched voice as she calls you dirty, criminal scum playfully :ahegao:
 
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Understandable.
 
Does she have an orgasm looking at all your piss bottles?
 
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I imagine it like this: She rings at my door bells and wants to search my apartment because im suspected to be involved in criminal activities. She searches through my rooms and suddenly i slip on the ground and land on my back. The shy female police officer gets scared by the sound and also accidentally slips and her ass lands directly on my face. She starts blushing and apologizing and tries to get off, but she is too clumsy and just cant get up. I eventually tell her its okay and she can stay there. She slowly starts to get more confident and starts grinding her soft buttcheeks on my face and tells me that im a dirty and naughty criminal. With every second passing, she gests more and more horny until she cant bear it anymore. She gets off my face, demands me to get rid of my pants and then undresses herself. I then sit down as she starts riding me aggressively. After a while, i finally coom deeply inside her, as she collapses on me:feelsohh::ahegao:
unfortunately never will happen for non-chads
 
I want one to attempt to arrest me so I can take her by surprise.
 
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I imagine it like this: She rings at my door bells and wants to search my apartment because im suspected to be involved in criminal activities. She searches through my rooms and suddenly i slip on the ground and land on my back. The shy female police officer gets scared by the sound and also accidentally slips and her ass lands directly on my face. She starts blushing and apologizing and tries to get off, but she is too clumsy and just cant get up. I eventually tell her its okay and she can stay there. She slowly starts to get more confident and starts grinding her soft buttcheeks on my face and tells me that im a dirty and naughty criminal. With every second passing, she gests more and more horny until she cant bear it anymore. She gets off my face, demands me to get rid of my pants and then undresses herself. I then sit down as she starts riding me aggressively. After a while, i finally coom deeply inside her, as she collapses on me:feelsohh::ahegao:
anime and manga discussed.
 
Cute girls can't be authority figures. Law enforcement requires thick robust amazon women! :ahegao::ahegao:
 
Police brutality
 
Cute girls can't be authority figures. Law enforcement requires thick robust amazon women! :ahegao::ahegao:
She can abuse all her authority on me if she looks like in the pic :feelsohh: :ahegao:
 
posts like these make me glad im asexual, i just dont understand the drive, sounds so awkward and simpy
 
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posts like these make me glad im asexual, i just dont understand the drive, sounds so vanilla
asexuality doesnt exist, its a cope from foids who cant get Chad or from coping sub5s
 
fuck tha police coming straight from the underground
 
asexuality doesnt exist, its a cope from foids who cant get Chad or from coping sub5s
i think it exists, cuz real asexuality implies you dont need to reproduce biologically, since you'll notice people with more mental health issues are often more sexual, and i consider myself very healthy. also why does it always have to be cope? all sex entails is sticking your dick in a hole, there's nothing special about it, most women are very bland
 
in reality it's going to be some fat lesbian with short hair that doesnt wash her cunt ever
 
Cute girls can't be authority figures. Law enforcement requires thick robust amazon women! :ahegao::ahegao:
Nah theres some cute ones in my town slim fuck dolls especially in the one across state. They all sociopaths though I see the way they treat men they arrest they dont have power in their life's so they become police so they can take their control isseus out on men. Well theres one that doesn't seem crazy the rest are, shes got the cutest nose little Norwegian with a innocent face lol.
 
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i think it exists, cuz real asexuality implies you dont need to reproduce biologically, since you'll notice people with more mental health issues are often more sexual, and i consider myself very healthy. also why does it always have to be cope? all sex entails is sticking your dick in a hole, there's nothing special about it, most women are very bland
I stans by what i said, humans and mammals in general cant be asexual
 
Go forth and commit crimes or you shall never meat her, Bro...
 
The social engineering worked. Brutal.
 
Go forth and commit crimes or you shall never meat her, Bro...
Just become criminal for a 1/1000000000 chance of that happening bro
 
The only good kind of police raid is a bunch of female police officers breaking in to have sex :ahegao:.
 
Them is some good odds bro!

Better than the lottery!
just looked it up and winning the lottery in my country is a chance of 1/140.000.000, so around 7 times more likely
 
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just looked it up and winning the lottery in my country is a chance of 1/140.000.000, so around 7 times more likely
Go for it Bro!
 
That's not ridiculous that's not ridiculous to say that.
 
That's not ridiculous that's not ridiculous to say that.
Yes. I agree. Its not ridculous to fantasize for love or fleeting relationships.
 

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