Brutal I walked in on 500 Nigerian Princes banging my Mom

[ShadowTheEdgehog]

So I come home and at first I was like wow, smells like a fucking japanese fish market here.
But then I open the door and there is all this White shit dripping from the celing, so I thought it was ghosts or some shit, you know, ectoplasma?

But then I walked in the Basement to get some ice cream and law and behold, there is my mom, Swimming laps in a sea of cum while 500 nigerian Princes circle around her like Sharks.

"Hi sonny Boy, how was School?"

Now everything fell into place, like someone had wiped the cum out of my eyes...

"You silly goose!" I thought, "thats why there are so many Toyota Corollas parked infront of the house"

"I'm fine mom" I said, "you go Girl"

and then I quickly ran up the stairs to hide my blushing face of joy.
Mr Shekelberg willl be so proud to hear that I have remembered his lesson.

I went into my room and began studying for the big test next Monday.
Fr. Schlomo Stacyberg said that it would be About the great Shekel Shoa of the mid 1920s
I cant wait to make her proud!

 

[Deleted member 27249]

My mom committed suicide then I walked in on a white boy banging her corpse?

That white boy? This guy:

 

[Capable_Onion]

Absolutely brutal

 

[ShadowTheEdgehog]

My mom committed suicide then I walked in on a white boy banging her corpse?

That white boy? This guy:

We share the same Frame...

 

[Cowcel]

My mom committed suicide then I walked in on a white boy banging her corpse?

That white boy? This guy:

shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singing like nananana everyday it's like my IPod's stuck on replay

 

[Deleted member 27768]

IT cucks will probably jerk off to this, you shouldve included how bigger the nigerian princes were down there and how your mom wanted to be impregnated by them

 

[The Abyss]

The real question is how many of them hooked you up with an unbelievable deal to share their riches if you can just cough up the fees required to unlock it.

 

[ShadowTheEdgehog]

The real question is how many of them hooked you up with an unbelievable deal to share their riches if you can just cough up the fees required to unlock it.

Just one. I gave him my beloved ThinkPad and he said he would be back in 30 minutes.
It's been 30 days now and even though my Memory is Fading already, I faintly remember Looking out the window and seeing Achmed gunning it down the street at Mach 2.
His sandals were moving so fast, he looked like fucking sonic the hedgehog.

I am still waiting for my 500 Million Dollars treasure chest.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

 

[metabuxx]

You should've stayed and jerked off to her.

 

[Animecel2D]

Damn that’s crazy bro. You don’t see that very often.

 

[Neggr]

Kinda disappointed

 

[ShadowTheEdgehog]

Damn that’s crazy bro. You don’t see that very often.

I know Right!?
What an amaaaazing day!
I love my life!

Kinda disappointed

My mom is still available.
+49-0021-121-543-23

 

[Caesercel]