JFL I ve never ever put a condom on my penis

[Allblueeeee]

Am i the only one? I mean i wanna try it out since i am kinda curios now. I am 21+ and have never ever put a condom jfl at my life lul.


I am also afraid that the cashier will laugh at me when she sees me buying a condom.

 

[Mr. Pajser]

I will never use it so what's the point

 

[Spite]

I got one from school and tried it on the same day

 

[Deleted member 2798]

Am i the only one? I mean i wanna try it out since i am kinda curios now. I am 21+ and have never ever put a condom jfl at my life lul.

It's not really difficult or anything. And even if you don't end up using them, a pack is only a few dollars.

I am also afraid that the cashier will laugh at me when she sees me buying a condom.

Self-checkouts, my nibnob.

 

[Allblueeeee]

I got one from school and tried it on the same day

We also got one from school but back then i wasnt interested in trying it out and i inflated the condom.... i am low t

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I bought a back and tried fapping into one before its weird

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Buy some in the drug store.

 

[Allblueeeee]

I bought a back and tried fapping into one before its weird

is fapping into a condom much cooler than fapping without one?

 

[LokiNegus]

I am also afraid that the cashier will laugh at me when she sees me buying a condom.

Amazon, eBay, take a pick

 

[Allblueeeee]

Buy some in the drug store.

what would the cashier or the people behind me think when they see me buying a condom

Amazon, eBay, take a pick

I am living in my parents house, so an online shop would be too risky tbh

 

[UltraFayJr.]

what would the cashier or the people behind me think when they see me buying a condom

That you’re a slayer?

 

[Felix97]

I got money from parents to buy some. Suicide fuel...

 

[Allblueeeee]

That you’re a slayer?

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Condoms too big for Indian men

 

[NEETAndTidy]

is fapping into a condom much cooler than fapping without one?

Nah. Less sensation.

 

[tiredofthisshit]

same and I don't plan on. I'm going in raw no matter what

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Well it would be worse if you try , trust me, you will enjoy the moment but the aftermatch

 

[Allblueeeee]

I've had few times. I wanted to try how it feels to masturbate with a condom on.

how was it?

 

[Weed]

It feels great when you fap with it because you don't have to clean up afterwards.

 

[Moustachcel]

condoms are for chads we will never even come near the taste of wet,hot, juicy, dripping, virgin pussy

 

[Zesto]

I never have either.

Condoms expire so I wouldn't buy a pack unless I needed it.

I wish it could be some magical moment with a Nihonese waifu but most likely it'll be with an SEA escort when I first use one.

Oh well who cares. Mendokusai.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I found some from my parents. My dick was to small for it. I lready knew my father has a big schlong unerected, but not that it is that big...

Mogs me.

Something must have went extremely wrong in my teenage years. Framemogged, facemogged, dickmogged and heightmogged by all my relatives.

 

[lastchancel]

I got money from parents to buy some. Suicide fuel...

that hurt just to read

having hopeful parents is just heartbreaking

 

[Anger]

Me neither what´s thw point of it tbh

 

[NeetSupremacist]

Condom is suicidefuel for me, I'd rather not buy or touch one because it would makes me feel more miserable about myself knowing that I'll never stick my dick with a condom into a foids vagina.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Too high inhib to buy them but I have found so many unopened condoms during my lonely walks. You haven't lived until you had a posh wank tbh.

 

[IronMike]

In high school I would borrow my friends condoms and jerk off into them

 

[znbox]

I had when I was with a hooker. Btw I recommend trying it before because during my first time, I used her cheap condoms and it felt tight and weird, I barely stayed hard.

For the second hooker visit I bought some special ultra-light condoms and sex felt pretty good, especially from behind if she kept her legs together, nice and tight

 

[Curious0]

No, I never tried putting on a condom. I also never got a condom from school. I would have put it on then.
It would really be awkward to buy condoms. I'm pretty sure the cashier would think "Who the fuck even wants to have sex with your ugly ass?".

 

[Newbite]

I found one on the floor of a parking lot i was working at. Snuck it into my pocket and jacked off with it on when i got home. It was pretty shit tbh

 

[Allblueeeee]

I found one on the floor of a parking lot i was working at. Snuck it into my pocket and jacked off with it on when i got home. It was pretty shit tbh

Hahahahhah wtf

 

[Flabcel Repulsive]

Ha, neither have I and I'm soon to turn 50! What the hell of a question! Never needed it. JFL

 

[Sparrow's Song]

It's not really difficult or anything. And even if you don't end up using them, a pack is only a few dollars.



Self-checkouts, my nibnob.

The eagle eye of the Self Check Out clerk can and will see and if you slip past the watchful gaze, your condoms will be an unexpected item in the bagging area... you will be asked to remove the item from the bagging area...

 

[Zielony4]

what would the cashier or the people behind me think when they see me buying a condom


I am living in my parents house, so an online shop would be too risky tbh

Amazon has lockers you can pick things up at. You don't need Amazon prime either. And you aren't charged for picking things up.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I'll never stick my dick with a condom into a foids vagina.

Chad said the same thing.

 

[Zielony4]

I never even touched a condom before.

 

[Allblueeeee]

Ha, neither have I and I'm soon to turn 50! What the hell of a question! Never needed it. JFL

50?????!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dude i thought @FeminismsCancer would be the oldest user here and he is "only" 40.

Id like to hear your life story in a thread tbh

 

[Deleted member 1983]

me neither tbh, this is also one of the reasons why i dont really want to lose my virginity to an escort, seems like a kind of muffled experience.

would be curious to here from any escortcels who have had bareback sex lel.

 

[Incel called Chad]

I had one from school. Seeing/holding the condom just made me think about stacies and roasties that would be opening the same type of condom for the partner they love and admire.

 

[Flabcel Repulsive]

50?????!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dude i thought @FeminismsCancer would be the oldest user here and he is "only" 40.

Id like to hear your life story in a thread tbh

Maybe I'll write it down someday, but actually there is not much to tell. Nothing ever really happened, and whatever was weird, tragic or shocking enough to deserve mentioning, I've already forgotten all about it. Life past the age of 30 just goes by in a whizz. You don't even notice.

But yeah, I guess I'm a postmodern era first generation incel.

 

[Professorjpj]

they are best for waterballoons... nothing else

 

[Hunter]

I will never use it so what's the point

 

[A10n3]

I never tried a condom, even when some idiots gave me for free.
It's not going to begin for me anytime soon.

 

[Haywire]

i stole some when i was around 14 and it was loose fitting