Tl;dr at bottom. 
Plus song to listen to while reading this thread at bottom.
When I was a coomer teenager, I was the biggest ass worshipper. Seeing a big ass was the best thing in the world to me. I would look at the nastiest big booty porn with bitches holding their asses into the camera, bitches slapping their ass cheeks and spreading their ass cheeks, bitches wearing g-strings, wearing wet skirts and bitches who had their booties oiled up.
The femoids in school all wore tight jeans and at some point, they even began whoring around in super tight yoga pants. I wanted their asses so much, I wanted a femoid to oil up her ass for me and shake in front of my face, I was that much into booties.
I believe that at that time, this was my biggest wish and the only thing I wanted and I literally prayed that it would happen. I guess that’s how niggers must feel.
Even when I walked into the classroom or into any other room, in my inner ear, I heard Billy Gunn’s “Mr. Ass” entrance music. It was my personal theme and it made me feel so happy and confident
Anyway, nobody shook her ass in my face, but fast forward a few years and I began seeing literal whores.
These are my observations. In real life, big booties are much less interesting. They look nice when the femoid is standing there and you want to smack that ass, but during sex, it doesn’t matter.
This has to do with lens distortion in porn. Things that are closer to the camera appear much bigger and wider. Furthermore, thanks to the different perspectives and angles the camera can show the viewer, which he would never are rarely see in real life, big booties look much nicer and more exciting in porn than they do in real life.
What’s the butt lover’s #1 favorite sex position? Doggy style, you say?
When you doggy a slut, you don’t see her ass, because you look at the slut’s body from above, not from behind. Her ass cheeks are behind her body when she’s on all fours.
During doggy, you’re actually looking at her hips. And it’s the ratio of the hips to the waist that is feminine and turns you on. It’s the hour glass shape.
A lot of big booty bitches are fat and thus have thick waists. If she has genetically narrow hips too, she can have the most impressive ass in the world and it won’t matter. Because when you doggy this bitch and you look at her body from above, it will look like you fuck a big sausage. No curves, just a fat, round sausage.
But when you fuck a “stick figure” whore with a small ass in doggy, her hips will look really nice, because she has a slim waist.
The ass doesn’t matter so much. It’s like having beautiful seats in a car. You can have nice seats, but as soon as you get in and drive, you don’t see them.
Tl;dr: Asses look much fatter in porn because of lens distortion – what’s closer to the camera seems bigger and wider. Furthermore, the camera allows porn viewers to see perspectives and angles you wouldn’t see during real sex. In real life sex, big asses don’t necessarily look good in doggy style, because you look at the bitch’s body from above, not from behind.
Song:
Plus song to listen to while reading this thread at bottom.
When I was a coomer teenager, I was the biggest ass worshipper. Seeing a big ass was the best thing in the world to me. I would look at the nastiest big booty porn with bitches holding their asses into the camera, bitches slapping their ass cheeks and spreading their ass cheeks, bitches wearing g-strings, wearing wet skirts and bitches who had their booties oiled up.
The femoids in school all wore tight jeans and at some point, they even began whoring around in super tight yoga pants. I wanted their asses so much, I wanted a femoid to oil up her ass for me and shake in front of my face, I was that much into booties.
I believe that at that time, this was my biggest wish and the only thing I wanted and I literally prayed that it would happen. I guess that’s how niggers must feel.
Even when I walked into the classroom or into any other room, in my inner ear, I heard Billy Gunn’s “Mr. Ass” entrance music. It was my personal theme and it made me feel so happy and confident
Anyway, nobody shook her ass in my face, but fast forward a few years and I began seeing literal whores.
These are my observations. In real life, big booties are much less interesting. They look nice when the femoid is standing there and you want to smack that ass, but during sex, it doesn’t matter.
This has to do with lens distortion in porn. Things that are closer to the camera appear much bigger and wider. Furthermore, thanks to the different perspectives and angles the camera can show the viewer, which he would never are rarely see in real life, big booties look much nicer and more exciting in porn than they do in real life.
What’s the butt lover’s #1 favorite sex position? Doggy style, you say?
When you doggy a slut, you don’t see her ass, because you look at the slut’s body from above, not from behind. Her ass cheeks are behind her body when she’s on all fours.
During doggy, you’re actually looking at her hips. And it’s the ratio of the hips to the waist that is feminine and turns you on. It’s the hour glass shape.
A lot of big booty bitches are fat and thus have thick waists. If she has genetically narrow hips too, she can have the most impressive ass in the world and it won’t matter. Because when you doggy this bitch and you look at her body from above, it will look like you fuck a big sausage. No curves, just a fat, round sausage.
But when you fuck a “stick figure” whore with a small ass in doggy, her hips will look really nice, because she has a slim waist.
The ass doesn’t matter so much. It’s like having beautiful seats in a car. You can have nice seats, but as soon as you get in and drive, you don’t see them.
Tl;dr: Asses look much fatter in porn because of lens distortion – what’s closer to the camera seems bigger and wider. Furthermore, the camera allows porn viewers to see perspectives and angles you wouldn’t see during real sex. In real life sex, big asses don’t necessarily look good in doggy style, because you look at the bitch’s body from above, not from behind.
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