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I try to ejaculate every single day of 2023

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68. ss 23.28
huono orgasmi
epätyydyttävä
 
day 202
68 ejaculations
 
day 205
68 ejaculations this year so far
 
I fucking hate my dick bro, i barely get erections and when i do get erections they are weak and when in orgasm nothing comes out, i repeat
I HAVE COME TO A STAGE WHEN I ORGASM THAT I CANT CUM ANYTHING MY DICK IS FUCKING RUINED EITHER DUE TO PORN OR JEW PILLS THAT WERE DESCRIBED TO ME DUE TO ANXIETY/DEPRESSION

Bro the thoughts of me being ugly or autistic are easier to handle than the fact that my dick is in this pathetic stage

Im jealous of you op, not because of the cooms that you manage to achieve but the fact that your dick is in a good shape to achieve it jfl
 
I fucking hate my dick bro, i barely get erections and when i do get erections they are weak and when in orgasm nothing comes out, i repeat
I HAVE COME TO A STAGE WHEN I ORGASM THAT I CANT CUM ANYTHING MY DICK IS FUCKING RUINED EITHER DUE TO PORN OR JEW PILLS THAT WERE DESCRIBED TO ME DUE TO ANXIETY/DEPRESSION

Bro the thoughts of me being ugly or autistic are easier to handle than the fact that my dick is in this pathetic stage

Im jealous of you op, not because of the cooms that you manage to achieve but the fact that your dick is in a good shape to achieve it jfl
i am not able to, you did not read at all.

meds can cause backwards ejaculation. if you have a normal orgasm, what's the problem? you can't have children with your GF or what?

what meds are you taking?

these meds cause no cum/backwards ejaculation/retrograde ejaculation:
 
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i am not able to, you did not read at all.

meds can cause backwards ejaculations. if you have a normal orgasm, what's the problem? you can't have children with your GF or what?
No its during masturbation obviously doodoo, i just hate being at this stage where everythings wrong and nothing is right

also sorry for not reading the whole post im just very mad rn
 
what meds are you taking?

these meds cause no cum/backwards ejaculation/retrograde ejaculation:
I dont take anything anymore and i dont even remeber those shit pills, they were just a buch of brands with hard names too remember

im just STILL suffering from the side effects since all this time...
 
day 206
68 ejaculations this year so far
sl 9.50
 
sl 15
day 207
68 ejaculations this year so far
 
16.47 ss
69. tänä vuonna
edellisestä melkein 9 vuorokautta
orgasmi käynnistyi välittömästi, kun nainen vaihtoi alushousuja ja oli sekunnin pari alasti hyvässä asennossa. En todellakaan katsonut videota kokonaan tuohon asti enkä tyydyttänyt itseäni kuin nuo muutamat sekunnit. sitä ennen vain sen verran koskettelin, että erektio pysyi. ja sehän pysyi, vaikka luin aivan ei-seksuaalista sisältöä enkä katsonut mitään seksuaalista. muisti huono. muisti ja kesto vain huonommaksi menee.
 
day 209
69 ejaculations this year so far
 
70. ss 2.52 tai 2.51
vuorokausi 209
nopeasti tuli, alle minuutissa, alle puolessakin minuutissa, orgasmi pettymys
koira haukkuu 3.27-28, saatana että nostaa verenpainetta. pitäisi nukkua. viimekin yönä haukkui.
 
Woa, you're still alive. Good to know
 
vk 215
70

I NEED SEXUAL RELEASE. BUT I CAN NOT ACHIEVE IT WITH VIDEOS, I HAVE MANY PORNHUB TABS OPEN, BUT I CAN NOT WATCH AFTER HAVING AN ERECTION, SINCE I BECOME TOO SAD AND WOULD EJACULATE IMMEDIATELY. SO I WATCH, AND STOP AFTER BECOMING AROUSED AND HAVING AN ERECTION. THEN I CHANGE TABS TO NON-SEXUAL MATERIAL AND THE ERECTION GOES AWAY. AND THEN SOON AGAIN TO THE SEXUAL MATERIAL, SINCE I CAN NOT CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING BECAUSE I AM TOO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. AND AGAIN BACK TO NON-SEXUAL, AND THIS GOES ON AND ON FOR HOURS. I NEED A REAL WOMAN RIGHT NOW.

ALSO NOT GOING TO WASTE MONEY ON ESCORTS, BECAUSE I WOULD EJACULATE IMMEDIATELY AND WASTE MY MONEY. AND EVEN IF I WOULD NOT (FOR THE SAKE OF THE ARGUMENT, I HAVE SEVERE LIFELONG PREMATURE EJACULATION), IT IS STILL NOT WORTH THE PRICE FOR ME COMPARING WHAT ELSE I COULD BUY WITH THAT MONEY. I WOULD NEED AT LEAST 5 TIMES MY CURRENT NET INCOME BEFORE IT WOULD BE WORTH TO RENT A WOMAN FOR 30 MINUTES.
 
menin nukkumaan joskus kahdeksalta aamulla tänään. heräsin tunnin päästä, vaikka ei ollut kelloa soimassa. luulin aluksi, että olin nukkunut normaalit 7-10 tuntia, mutta sitten heräsi epäilys, koska en tuntenut itseäni virkeäksi. ja järkytyin, kun näin kellonajan. en voinut uskoa sitä. vieläkään en ole uudestaan mennyt nukkumaan. olen yrittänyt saada siitintä seisomaan tunteja (koskematta siihen), mutta ei vain onnistu, prkl.
 
71. ss 14.16 tai 14.17

sen jälkeen menin heti nukkumaan ja sain nukuttua noin neljä tuntia
 
What do you mean?

You only read the first message and did not see that there are 9 pages of updates?

Today is "day" 219 and I have 72 ejaculations in those 219 days so I am far behind.
 
Ite en oo lauennu useampaan viikkoon
 
he's trying to set a new world record. Someone call guinness
Idiot. I don't know what the world record for the most ejaculations in a single year by one man is, but I am far, far behind world record pace. This is a challenge only for me and a (failed) new year promise.
 
Ite en oo lauennu useampaan viikkoon
Mistä syystä? Moneenko viikkoon? Osaatko sanoa vuorokauden tarkkuudella? Minulla tulee aina seinä vastaan yhdeksännen tai kymmenennen vuorokauden kohdalla, koskaan en ole tainnut edes kahta viikkoa olla laukeamatta (pois lukien mielisairaalassa, armeijassa yms.).
 
Mistä syystä? Moneenko viikkoon? Osaatko sanoa vuorokauden tarkkuudella? Minulla tulee aina seinä vastaan yhdeksännen tai kymmenennen vuorokauden kohdalla, koskaan en ole tainnut edes kahta viikkoa olla laukeamatta (pois lukien mielisairaalassa, armeijassa yms.).
Joku 3-4 viikkoa. En nyt tarkalleen tiiä. Itelle tulee vaan väsynyt ja epämotivoitunut olo laukeamisen jälkeen nii pyrin välttelemään sitä
 
Joku 3-4 viikkoa. En nyt tarkalleen tiiä. Itelle tulee vaan väsynyt ja epämotivoitunut olo laukeamisen jälkeen nii pyrin välttelemään sitä
Onko sulla jotain käyttöä motivaatiolle sitten? Oikean pillun saaminen? Opiskelu, työ?
 
Onko sulla jotain käyttöä motivaatiolle sitten? Oikean pillun saaminen? Opiskelu, työ?
Mitä energisempi olo sitä paremmin toiset ihmiset kohtelee mua. Kuulostaa kummalliselta, mutta oon sen todeksi todennut. Se on oikeastaan se suurin motivaatio
 
vuorokausi 220
eturauhastilanne todella paha, muutaman tipan takia aivan jumalaton virtsaamisentarpeentunne. En ole kylmettynyt viime päivinä.
73. siemensyöksy 9.35 tai 9.34 tälle videolle:
nyt kirvelee siemensyöksyn jälkeen virtsaputkea
nyt nukkumaan, vaikka aurinko paistaa suoraan makuuhuoneeseeni
 
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try to ejaculate with teeth paste to feel extra hot and more sensitivity in the dick area
woks for me everytime
 
vk 223
73 ilmeisesti
 
Wow this is still going, I admire the dedication.
 
Good luck i dont think id be able 2 do that. Good luck on not hating having a dick after a couple months
 
I hope you’re not just using your hands.
I am only using my hands.

Still haven't gone to sleep, I was super sleepy at 5:30 AM or something like that, but did not go to sleep and now it is 15 hours and 16 minutes later and still haven't gone to sleep.
 
ejaculation at 21:26 or 25

I HAD NO INTENTION BUT GOT AROUSED AND ERECTION EASILY FOR NO APPARENT REASON (NOTHING DIFFERENT COMPARED TO WHEN IT IS DIFFICULT) JUST CHECKING THE DAY'S ESCORT OFFERINGS BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP, BECAUSE THE ADS CAN NOT BE SEEN TOMORROW IF THEY HAVE NOT PAID FOR IT, SO I MUSTED TO DO THAT BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP, OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN THE OFFERINGS I MISSED. ERECTION WAS GOOD AND STRONGER THAN THE LAST TIMES AND MY PENIS BIGGER (FULLER ERECTION) AND I LASTED MUCH LONGER THAN USUAL. ERECTION STAYED LONG AFTER EJACULATION, WHEN I EJACULATE QUICKLY, I LOSE THE ERECTION VERY QUICKLY ALSO. ONLY EXPLANATION I CAN THINK OF IS THE PROLONGED VALVOMINEN (NOT SLEEPING), LIKE 30 HOURS MINIMUM AND THAT CAN CURE PREMATURE EJACULATION. MAYBE. NOT PRACTICAL CURE AND NOT GOOD FOR ONE'S HEALTH, THOUGH.

no i must go try to sleep, i almost kaaduin ja löin pään vessassa, kun sekunnin puolikkaaksi lähti taju pari kolme neljä viisi kertaa, systeemi yrittää pakolla sammuttaa itsensä.
 
I am only using my hands.

Still haven't gone to sleep, I was super sleepy at 5:30 AM or something like that, but did not go to sleep and now it is 15 hours and 16 minutes later and still haven't gone to sleep.

Maybe that's part of the reason you're behind. Buy an artificial vagina or something.
Also have you tried the military method for falling asleep in 2 mins?
 
Maybe that's part of the reason you're behind. Buy an artificial vagina or something.
Also have you tried the military method for falling asleep in 2 mins?
Lots of work cleaning them and for what? I last only a few seconds, I don't bother to go to escorts or use artificial vaginas for a couple of seconds. If I lasted minutes like a normal man, maybe things would be different.

I haven't heard of any military method(s) for falling asleep in 2 minutes or in any other time.
 
vk 225
74 ejaculations this year
 
Lots of work cleaning them and for what? I last only a few seconds, I don't bother to go to escorts or use artificial vaginas for a couple of seconds. If I lasted minutes like a normal man, maybe things would be different.

I haven't heard of any military method(s) for falling asleep in 2 minutes or in any other time.
You just flip them inside out and wash with a toy cleaner. I last only a few minutes too, I suppose that's why I have some apprehension going to an escort especially since I might not last the time I'm paying for. It makes you feel like the broken one just lasting few minutes.

It's basically just relaxing every muscle on your body from head to toe while keeping a clear mind and that's meant to work like a charm. If that doesn't work you can try white noise or the headspace app (used to be free, not anymore).
 
a toy cleaner
what is that? I don't have that.

I last only a few minutes too
I never last more than 30 seconds so we are very far apart. VERY big difference lasting 2-3 minutes compared to lasting typically 10 seconds or under without edging. If you can last 2 minutes, then you can last much longer going slower, doing stops. Like, I watch videos and very slowly masturbate, very small movement and then stop. If I masturbate like the men do in their videos just casually going at normal speed eating pussy and just casually masturbating at the same with their hand, I ejaculate in under 10 seconds every time, no matter what. With real sex they say one lasts much less, many can last as mush as they want masturbating but ejaculate too quickly in real sex.

I masturbated for years (in the toilet and in shower etc. when living with parents) before seeing any porn and getting access to the Internet and I was not aware that ejaculating this quickly was NOT the norm. I have lifelong condition of premature ejaculation.

Many say that they developed premature ejaculation because of porn. Many also say that they can not ejaculate in real sex because of porn caused them to have delayed ejaculation (for example so called deathgrip). Porn is the scapegoat for both sets of people. Porn did not cause my premature ejaculation lifelong condition. Only years later when seeing sex videos (first professional porn, only later better material, genuine amateur videos (real, normal couples)) I could not believe how long the sex lasted. Then I heard about the average times according to science.
I think you should try taking 15/20 mins time or 30 mins. if you last 2-3 minutes, it is not money wasted. and you could stop if in danger of ejaculating too soon. though the escorts don't like their clients pulling out and delaying it. they want their clients to pay for an hour or more and ejaculate as soon as possible and leave after 10 minutes even when they paid for full hour.
It's basically just relaxing every muscle on your body from head to toe while keeping a clear mind and that's meant to work like a charm. If that doesn't work you can try white noise or the headspace app (used to be free, not anymore).
I don't have and have not been having problems falling asleep. Going without sleep for a long time, even 30+ hours has nothing to do with problems falling asleep. I simply did not go to bed to try to sleep because of external conditions.

EDIT: BTW, it hurts less to be an incel with premature ejaculation, since I could not enjoy sex if I was not an incel.
 
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