I tried lucid dreaming so I could have sex with Mambo but i fucked it up

[foid Slayer လ]

I kept on seeing these umamusume comics on X and YouTube


that made be want to fuck the umas but mambo specifically


So i looked up how to do it but I fucked up the instructions and failed 3 times but I got it half right on the 4th attempt


And in that dream i was apparently taking care of lots of baby versions of special week


I didn't want that so i go in the bathroom to see if i can fix this and have sweet sweet love with mambo


but after that fish starts to pop out randomly
And I run away taking like 4 of the babies with me the rest of them fucking explodes
from the mountain of fish that's chasing me


And then I wake up this was my first dream I could remember in years but I'm still pissed that I couldn't have sex with Mambo

 

[foid Slayer လ]

But Mark my fucking words I'm going to fuck a umamusume One way or another

 

[spergierthanyou]

But Mark my fucking words I'm going to fuck a umamusume One way or another

gigamogs me

 

[literallyretarded]

But Mark my fucking words I'm going to fuck a umamusume One way or another

maybe they will make a umamusume sex doll

 

[foid Slayer လ]

maybe they will make a umamusume sex doll

If it's not ridiculously expensive I'm 100% buying it

 

[tired as fuck]

I'm fucking dead reading this