JFL I tricked my friends into thinking I have a GF

[DCmedaq]

One of my friends looked through my photo album on my phone and saw a selfie of a girl on there, nigga thought she was my girl and everyone congratulated me because they thought I finally found someone JFL.

So far I made a VOIP number and text myself pretending to be my imaginary girlfriend. I sometimes leave my phone on the table and send random texts at random times, they all legit think I found someone.

I actually feel much more confident and happier now that everyone thinks I’ve a girlfriend

 

[Fire]

Always lie to normies.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

hope ur LARPing. otherwise, you're an idiot.

 

[FastBlast]

Based but I think they will find out she's fake sooner or later

 

[weaselbomber]

If they're *actually* your friends then they shouldn't care if you have a girlfriend or not

 

[DCmedaq]

hope ur LARPing. otherwise, you're an idiot.

It’ll backfire for sure.

Based but I think they will find out she's fake sooner or later

Might do a fake breakup before they find out.

 

[Mecoja]

Shizomaxxing. Understandable, normies will walk all over you if they see you as less.

 

[Ghostface]

DCmedaq​

Greycel​

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Joined Aug 24, 2019 Posts39

 

[adharmi]

Last post in January 2020 and Came back on January 1st 2025.

 

[Rapistcel]

hope ur LARPing. otherwise, you're an idiot.

 

[DCmedaq]

Last post in January 2020 and Came back on January 1st 2025.

I can never escape.

 

[cripplecel]

Who are u nigga

 

[Rapistcel]

One of my friends looked through my photo album on my phone and saw a selfie of a girl on there, nigga thought she was my girl and everyone congratulated me because they thought I finally found someone JFL.

So far I made a VOIP number and text myself pretending to be my imaginary girlfriend. I sometimes leave my phone on the table and send random texts at random times, they all legit think I found someone.

I actually feel much more confident and happier now that everyone thinks I’ve a girlfriend

You are dumb as fuck if you have to invent having a girlfriend.
Also, what kind of friends do you have?, they can't accept you as an incel, you should cut any friendship with them.
Furthermore, what will you do when people ask to you show a photo with her or want to meet her in real life?

 

[Rapistcel]

One of my friends looked through my photo album on my phone and saw a selfie of a girl on there, nigga thought she was my girl and everyone congratulated me because they thought I finally found someone JFL.

So far I made a VOIP number and text myself pretending to be my imaginary girlfriend. I sometimes leave my phone on the table and send random texts at random times, they all legit think I found someone.

I actually feel much more confident and happier now that everyone thinks I’ve a girlfriend

Probably you are some IncelTears infiltrator.

 

[Diddy]

Ok GrAY

 

[DCmedaq]

You are dumb as fuck if you have to invent having a girlfriend.
Also, what kind of friends do you have?, they can't accept you as an incel, you should cut any friendship with them.
Furthermore, what will you do when people ask to you show a photo with her or want to meet her in real

I was an idiot and it wasn’t intentional at first, the feeling that they think I have the ability to bag a hoe is something else. I feel more respected somehow, idk. Now I’m scheming a fake breakup.

Probably you are some IncelTears infiltrator.

I was here before you youngcel.

 

[Rapistcel]

I was here before you youngcel.

It doesn't mean anything, being here for a long time doesn't change the fact that you are a retarded

 

[Rapistcel]

I was an idiot and it wasn’t intentional at first, the feeling that they think I have the ability to bag a hoe is something else. I feel more respected somehow, idk. Now I’m scheming a fake breakup.



I was here before you youngcel.

Also, why do you have only 41 posts if you joined in 2019?

 

[DCmedaq]

It doesn't mean anything, being here for a long time doesn't change the fact that you are a retarded

Never denied that I wasn’t a retard

Also, why do you have only 41 posts if you joined in 2019?

I thought I could escape once I got into university and got a decent job. Didn’t work

 

[bathlete]

good going man

 

[Friezacel]

If they're *actually* your friends then they shouldn't care if you have a girlfriend or not

You will always be judged for stuff like that, friend or not

 

[Fed_911]

Always lie to normies.

I don’t
They already know that I’m a khhv

 

[SupremeAutist]