Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Experiment I took two showers before work

“Don’t Scratch It” (get the joke?) :feelsmusic:
 
you know it's over when one shower isn't enough
 
How many foids approached you?
 
Need 3 showers because 3 times the charm.
 
A 4.6/10 foid showed up to work late, and she complimented another guy on his new haircut - and she didn’t compliment me on my new haircut. :feelsrope:
 
Like two in a row?
 
The experiment was a success, taking two showers before work made me feel a little less like roping.
 
I just had to listen to foids gush over chads they want to fuck, but are too ugly to entice the chads to fuck them.

:foidSoy: “Chadam is so cute, I teased him the other day. I’m jealous that your cubicle is closer to his than mine.”:foidSoy:

The chads they gush over all look the same: young Elvis Presley blue or green-eyed pale faced Harry Styles-looking chads. And the chads look at the sub 7 foids like they are disgusted by them - and the foids still gush over the chads.

:foidSoy:“I know he has a girlfriend, I saw her at the Christmas party, she is 20 and he is 25. I don’t think a guy should date someone who isn’t old enough to drink yet.”:foidSoy:
 
And if you are Jewish - just flaunt your Jewishness around foids, and they will get excited.

:foidSoy:“No way, you’re Jewish? I didn’t know that. If I marry you, will you take me on a trip to Italy, and pay for my tour around Rome?”:foidSoy:
 
I hate seeing my bosses becoming increasingly drunk on power. Normgroids are weak, when they get a promotion at work they turn into “suits” tools used as goons by their Jewish masters. I hate suits, I could never fit in with them.


View: https://youtu.be/crbFmpezO4A
 
Over for showercels
 
According to normies, it’s my lack of showering, and lack of a personality that keeps me from getting a foid to fuck me.
Maybe you should have taken a third shower :feelskek:
 
According to normies, it’s my lack of showering, and lack of a personality that keeps me from getting a foid to fuck me.
I've seen very good looking zoomers that have no personality what so ever and aren't as bussin as they think they are who fuck foids no problem. Looks truly carry you in life.
 

Similar threads

FarangInDaNang
Replies
3
Views
370
NoOneWillSaveMe
NoOneWillSaveMe
Usopp-sama
Replies
33
Views
1K
liria
L
MaldireMan0077
Replies
3
Views
617
friedrllyudidntknow
friedrllyudidntknow
MaldireMan0077
Replies
6
Views
568
turbocuckcel_7000
turbocuckcel_7000

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top