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Vermilioncore

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I usually go about 4-5 days between showers because I'm already an ugly toxic incel, but this time I took two showers -- two consecutive days!

Do you think my chances of getting a gf are slightly higher today?
 
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Vermilioncore said:
Do you think my chances of getting a gf are slightly higher today?
yes, by 0.00000000000000000000000000000001%, according to my estimation
 
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Chad detected tbh :chad::banhammer:
 
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Haven't showered in 3 days. Not bragging or anything, record is only 2 weeks. Also I have a tooth that is rotting out as we speak and it hurts to chew but I refuse to go the dentist, side note.
 
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Your chances of getting a gf increased 100 times, from .001% to .1%.

It is accounted for by the margin of error tho.
 
TheSecondComing

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I take one every day and still don't have one. Considering raising the amount to two a day
 
Vermilioncore

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deathgreetsmeslow said:
I refuse to go the dentist
Follow in my steps, son. I've never gone to the dentist before.
 
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you just reminded me to take one
 
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showers me
Go out and slay chad
 
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just shower 3 times a day bro :soy::soy::soy:
 
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well goooooood for you, princess. I didn't take one all week and still went into work. I hope I stunk like shit and made my coworkers uncomfortable.
 
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Did you also start respecting whamen? :soy:
 
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Remember to watch captain marvel too. Also lift and improve your personality while you shower
 
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do u feel better now?? :feelstrash:
 
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Yee but did you remember to...?
 
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next step: hit the gym brutally.
 
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Ascension beckons, boyo. Girls won't be able to resist your freshly showered aura. You'll be slaying in no time.