LifeFuel I TOOK A SHOWER YESTERDAY AND TODAY!

[Vermilioncore]

I usually go about 4-5 days between showers because I'm already an ugly toxic incel, but this time I took two showers -- two consecutive days!

Do you think my chances of getting a gf are slightly higher today?

 

[Cuyen]

Ok chad

 

[Wiseman]

Do you think my chances of getting a gf are slightly higher today?

yes, by 0.00000000000000000000000000000001%, according to my estimation

 

[Joelossus]

Chad detected tbh

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

Haven't showered in 3 days. Not bragging or anything, record is only 2 weeks. Also I have a tooth that is rotting out as we speak and it hurts to chew but I refuse to go the dentist, side note.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

Your chances of getting a gf increased 100 times, from .001% to .1%.

It is accounted for by the margin of error tho.

 

[TheSecondComing]

I take one every day and still don't have one. Considering raising the amount to two a day

 

[Vermilioncore]

I refuse to go the dentist

Follow in my steps, son. I've never gone to the dentist before.

 

[Dionysus]

you just reminded me to take one

 

[FlamingCel]

showers me
Go out and slay chad

 

[needsolution]

just shower 3 times a day bro

 

[Deleted member 16608]

well goooooood for you, princess. I didn't take one all week and still went into work. I hope I stunk like shit and made my coworkers uncomfortable.

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Chad detected tbh

 

[FinnCel]

Did you also start respecting whamen?

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Remember to watch captain marvel too. Also lift and improve your personality while you shower

 

[2340922]

do u feel better now??

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Yee but did you remember to...?

 

[Schizoidcel]

 

[littlemanhikicel]

next step: hit the gym brutally.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Ascension beckons, boyo. Girls won't be able to resist your freshly showered aura. You'll be slaying in no time.