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Serious I took a piss on a frat house

5iveFoot6ixCel

5iveFoot6ixCel

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After an hour of driving around town and firing verbal insults at Chad and Stacy, I still had some pre workout in my system from the gym prior. So what did I do? Well, remaining “high” on pre workout and endorphins boosts my confidence and allows me the chance to not give a fuck despite crippling anxiety. Once the bumbling Chads started their beer pong in the house, I parked my truck on the street, walked up to a shadowed side of the house, and released my incel piss on the siding. It went down the window well and into the basement through a cracked window, making me laugh. I just prayed that the Stacy foids accidentally saw my dick, growing terrified as they do when they so much as lay eyes on an incel. Back in my truck, I could hear ER from heaven congratulating me regarding my blatant disrespect for the Chads and Stacy sluts.
 
gigabased. this will definitely piss off IT though
 
Incredibly based :feelskek::lul:
I know that pre-workout + post-workout endorphins feeling you're talking about too.
 
You could have done what ER couldn't.

Sadly missed opportunity (in video game).
 
Low inhibition god
 
Based piss vigilante
 
Because he's urinating on someones house?
Other than trespassing, i didn’t do anything serious. It’s just the discarded crap from the human kidneys/bladder.
 
Incredibly based :feelskek::lul:
I know that pre-workout + post-workout endorphins feeling you're talking about too.
It almost makes you feel like a supreme being rather than a subhuman
 
Piss in their drinks
Rather not get arrested. I’d rather continue on this path of pranks than have my efforts to make an incel presence known cease to exist while I rot in a cell for what the soys would call cHeMiCaL aSsAuLt:feelsclown::feelskek:
 
absolutely based

next time you're in mood of leaking it, do it in their carefully maintained gardens...let those roses and tulips taste some incel urea
 
This is based however piss dries away fast, if there’s no camera around it would be hilarious if you took a shit on their front door
 
absolutely based

next time you're in mood of leaking it, do it in their carefully maintained gardens...let those roses and tulips taste some incel urea
That would only make them grow more hahaha. At least they’d have some incel flowers outside. That’ll be an incel presence and they won’t know it!
 
This is based however piss dries away fast, if there’s no camera around it would be hilarious if you took a shit on their front door
They’ve got designated “bouncers” that wait by the door. Otherwise that would literally be “the shit.”
 
You could have done what ER couldn't.

Sadly missed opportunity (in video game).
I’d rather make an incel presence known over time than (log onto GTA) and go ER only to be deleted or locked up after (if my character dies or goes to jail).
 
I’d rather make an incel presence known over time than (log onto GTA) and go ER only to be deleted or locked up after (if my character dies or goes to jail).
Clever
 

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